Yugioh The Abriged Fanfic

Hello my name is mike im 16 years old i have long black hair brown eyes and i live in a world where card games are recognised as a sport and its not even for men or teenages the kind of card games im talking about childrens card games.I mean seriosly childrens card games i sometimes feel like im the only sane person here well anyways this is an abriged yugioh fanfic where i am added to say what doesnt make sense. Oh and all you fangirls out there this is an abriged fanfiction so dont take this so seriosly the characters might be dummer than usual.