Big Time Crush

mEeT DON:

The boy I love is the one I hate. Confusing right?
This is the boy who frustrates me to no end. The boy who stalks but then flips me off.
The boy in whose throat I feel like shoving manure. The boy I want to beat up pretty bad.
How come I fell for an a-hole like him?
I, uh, may not know?

mEeT FELICITY:

Story of my life -
1) At 10 parents croaked
2) At 10 crazy maiden aunt adopted me
3)At 15 started drugs
4)At 16 became a street racer- Rocket
5)At 17 became an abusive girlfriend - I beat my boyfriend every Monday, Wednesday and Sunday
6)At 17 and 1/2 was thrown in the delinquent jail and sent to a shit hole of a town
7) At 18, trying hard not to fall in love with a nerd.

mEet Kyle:-
Don't get me wrong but I am may be a dangly boy, with brains and next to no muscles.
Okay, okay. I know,what guy admits he's got no six-pack? But lucky for me, I happen to be a wimp of the first degree.
The first time I fell in love, I bumped into the girl who was so huge that I fell instead of her and she caught me. It was like those romantic movies except i was acting as the girl and that girl was acting like a guy. When I asked her out, she laughed at me.
I found out she was a lisbo. So NOT right.
Just when I though my fortunes were changing, I ended up in this town and believe me here i had the misfortune of bumping into a delinquent girl who punched me on my nose but funny thing: Yeah i saw love angels everywhere.

(based on real life) =)