The Book of Crack
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Last published Sun, Aug 7, 2016
Have you ever wanted a fic of your ship, but it's just not popular enough to be written about? Then you've come to the right place. "The Book of Crack" contains short stories of multiple crack ships. The sanity of each ship can range from Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley to Barack Obama x Pterodactyl. You can personally request your ship and setting. For example, here are already completed fics:
•Bill Nye x Reader/Strip Club
•Donald Trump x Shia Labeouf/School
Or, if you just want your fic to be about a character, and not necessarily a ship, that's fine too! Set up your favorite character and/or an oc in a crazy situation.
The possibilities are endless, and so is the fun.
All fics rated PG-13 or under.
Requests are accepted via Wattpad Messenger
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