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The Book of Crack

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Reads 267
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Parts 3
Time 12m

geeksinwonderland

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Have you ever wanted a fic of your ship, but it's just not popular enough to be written about? Then you've come to the right place. "The Book of Crack" contains short stories of multiple crack ships. The sanity of each ship can range from Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley to Barack Obama x Pterodactyl. You can personally request your ship and setting. For example, here are already completed fics:
•Bill Nye x Reader/Strip Club
•Donald Trump x Shia Labeouf/School

Or, if you just want your fic to be about a character, and not necessarily a ship, that's fine too! Set up your favorite character and/or an oc in a crazy situation.
The possibilities are endless, and so is the fun.
All fics rated PG-13 or under.

Requests are accepted via Wattpad MessengerAll Rights Reserved

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Daisy Potter and the Heir of Slytherin (Book 2, Harry Potter ff) by rainbowselena

Fred Weasley x fem!oc Fem!oc x fem!oc Draco Malfoy x fem!oc Daisy has visited her squad over the summer, and now she has this book she found in her trunk ... that talks! Daisy is meeting up with the Weasley twins, and planning plans that could mean no good. She is now so popular since her incredible start in first year, with all her amazing and hilarious pranks, which she is now planning more for this year. But something is attacking the students ... and she keeps having blank periods where she can't remember doing anything ... is she the Heir of Slytherin? And on top of all that ... the love triangle is still up! Argh! 26th October - 19th Feburary 2015 Book Song ~Troublemaker by Olly Murs~

Pretty Boy {Jegulus} by Qu33nOfClouds

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SpiderMoth Lives! by xsama14

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Creepypasta truths and dare// Creepypasta on crack// by AnAngryTrashPanda

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Friendly Fire Fiction - A Collection Of Short Stories by JadeyAcey

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Daisy Potter and the Heir of Slytherin (Book 2, Harry Potter ff) cover

Pretty Boy {Jegulus} cover

SpiderMoth Lives! cover

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Fred Weasley x fem!oc Fem!oc x fem!oc Draco Malfoy x fem!oc Daisy has visited her squad over the summer, and now she has this book she found in her trunk ... that talks! Daisy is meeting up with the Weasley twins, and planning plans that could mean no good. She is now so popular since her incredible start in first year, with all her amazing and hilarious pranks, which she is now planning more for this year. But something is attacking the students ... and she keeps having blank periods where she can't remember doing anything ... is she the Heir of Slytherin? And on top of all that ... the love triangle is still up! Argh! 26th October - 19th Feburary 2015 Book Song ~Troublemaker by Olly Murs~