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The Book Of Dumb Ideas.

DaisyTheDarkLord

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Reads 272
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Parts 7
Time 35m

DaisyTheDarkLord

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The rules are simple. 

Rule 1: stay with you're bag. 
Rule 2: aim for the head. 
Rule 3: always have a weapon. 
Rule 4: don't hesitate. 
Rule 5: double tap 
Rule 6: travel light. 
Rule 7: buddy system. 
Rule 8: don't trust anyone. 

Well... they were until Quentin March fucked everything up 

But, I'm getting a head of myself. I should probably start with my name.

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I'd just like to point out that this story Is not edited and won't be for a while so there will be TONS of mistakes.  Read at your own risk.All Rights Reserved

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