The Book Of Dumb Ideas.
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The rules are simple.
Rule 1: stay with you're bag.
Rule 2: aim for the head.
Rule 3: always have a weapon.
Rule 4: don't hesitate.
Rule 5: double tap
Rule 6: travel light.
Rule 7: buddy system.
Rule 8: don't trust anyone.
Well... they were until Quentin March fucked everything up
But, I'm getting a head of myself. I should probably start with my name.
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I'd just like to point out that this story Is not edited and won't be for a while so there will be TONS of mistakes. Read at your own risk.
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