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Book O' Random Quotes

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Reads 7,666
Votes 521
Parts 200
Time 5h 37m

Mature

funny quotes random strange weird

This is just a collection of really weird and funny crap I've heard from my friends, teachers, and other various people.

Updated daily.

Enjoy.

(Edit: I was a very awkward bean when I started this, so the first chapters will be kinda really bad, but I promise it gets better.)

(Edit 2: Also my username was different at the time, so don't get too weirded out by the different ending signature.)All Rights Reserved

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