Funny Harry Potter Jokes (one Shot)

For years, Draco Malfoy and Veda Hawthorne have been compared to one another. Same blood status. Same House. Same arrogance. Same talent for making enemies. Draco is used to being the one people are intimidated by. Veda has never been one of them. If anything, she seems to enjoy knocking him down a peg, which only makes him more determined not to let her get the better of him. By fourth year, their rivalry is practically Hogwarts folklore. But when Draco begins noticing the cracks beneath Veda's carefully maintained reputation, the line between knowing someone and understanding them starts to blur. Neither of them is particularly happy about it. TROPES/EXTRA TAGS: rivals to lovers, enemies to lovers, slow burn, childhood comparisons, mutual obsession, jealousy, secret vulnerability, pureblood drama, Slytherin x Slytherin. SHADES OF COOL draco malfoy x oc harry potter series

"I'm sorry, you're a what now?" She asked. Her voice raising an octave. Anxiety and paranoia all rolling into one emotion. "A werewolf?" "We actually prefer the term shifter." "There is no way you're actually correcting me to be politically correct right now." PaulxFemOC New Moon - Breaking Dawn Part II In which Bella's older sister receives a call back to her hometown. Finding out about the supernatural while balancing an old friend while also becoming a police cadet? Just your average Tuesday where Hazel is concerned.

❛ if we're supposed to convince everyone we're in love, malfoy, perhaps try being slightly more lovable. ❜ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, verity thorn and draco malfoy have spent years in the same friendship group whilst getting on each other's last nerve. they argue, compete, and trade insults like second nature, both far too stubborn to admit they might tolerate each other. but when verity and draco both face the threat of being promised to someone they don't want, they strike a deal: fake a relationship convincing enough to solve both their problems draco malfoy x oc tropes: fake dating, frenemies to lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, forced proximity

"Jungkook please l-let me go. I c-can't take it anymore." "Let me sleep, doll." "Jung... jungkook please." "I swear yn if you disturb my sleep once again. It won't be good for you." Yn was forced to marry Jeon Jungkook - Her cousin and the most feared Mafia Leader. They both hate each other. Jungkook is a cruel and dominating person while yn is an ordinary and innocent girl. He punishes her for every single mistake. He controls her every step. Will she survive his dominance or will she fall for him? Dive into the story to find out. ⚠️: This story contains themes of violence, abuse, strong language , sexuality and other mature themes.

❝ Quiet as a cat. ❞ ❝ Sneaky as a spider. ❞ SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - ❪ ongoing ❫ peter parker x fem oc © twsired

the heart of the sea and the boy who lived. Harry James Potter / Fem!OC [POA - DH] cover by me! ©cloudsrnice, 2025

Miu Natsha Taechamongkalapiwat was once the brightest star in the entertainment industry-until betrayal cost her everything she had spent years building. Determined to reclaim her place, she enters an unexpected marriage with the enigmatic CEO of Evercrest Entertainment, Lorena Lalina Schuett. But as scandals erupt and powerful enemies close in, Miu must prove that a single betrayal is not enough to destroy a woman who refuses to stay fallen. --- *Disclaimer* This story is an adaptation of an existing work originally written in another language. All rights to the original story belong to its respective author and copyright holder. Names, locations, organizations, and certain terms have been modified to suit this adaptation. These changes are made solely for creative and localization purposes and do not imply ownership of the original work or its intellectual property.

YN Stark is living in new york living (or shall she says hiding) with the avengers. She's a technical genius who can't quiet regulate her emotions as well as a virus. Everything changes when a boy her age shows up and her whole world gets a lot bigger when she decides to leave the tower.

To twenty-year-old Kim Taehyung, the youngest principal in the school's history, seven-year-old Jeon Jungkook's grand gestures were nothing more than adorable childhood innocence. The daily chocolates, the slightly crumpled roses, and the earnest declarations of love were met with warm smiles and gentle chuckles. To Taehyung, Jungkook was just a sweet kid with a big heart-a cute memory to be cherished and saved for later. But time doesn't stand still, and childhood crushes don't always fade. Years pass, and the little boy with candy wrappers in his pocket grows up. When Jungkook re-enters Taehyung's life, he is no longer the child hiding behind primary school desk props. He is taller, bolder, and entirely unchanged in his devotion. He hasn't forgotten a single promise, a single smile, or a single rose. Taehyung thought it was just a passing phase. Jungkook intends to prove it was a lifelong vow. As line between past fondness and present desire begins to blur, Taehyung is forced to face a reality he never anticipated. Will he ever be able to see Jungkook as the man standing right in front of him-or were some feelings meant to stay saved for later? . Taehyung: "Jungkook, you're not a kid anymore." Jungkook: "Good. Then stop treating me like one and start treating me like the man who's never letting you go." Saved for Later - Add it to your Wattpad reading list today! top:Kook bottom:tae

After a year away at Kitty Hawk, Cassie Maybank returns to the Outerbanks with a determination to get her life back on track. To stay healthy, to make her own friends, to live a normal, steady life like every teenage girl should. But after hearing the news of the passing of one of her closest friends, and coming back to the island, she realizes her brother's letters severely underestimated how much had truly changed. A lot can happen in a year. Friends become strangers, brothers become liars. Some enemies become allies, some enemies become lovers. © Inslaytiable | June 22nd, 2023