Random Stories from the Hamster Wheel

"How does the mind even work?"

"I've always though it's like a steam engine."

"Wrong," said a man dressed as a carrot, posing as if saying something cool.

"The mind is like a Hamster running on a wheel. Fast, slow or non-existent; all depends upon the one manning the treadmill."

"Huh," nodded the first one in agreement.

"Sounds like an excuse for someone to write a series of unconnected stories that make no sense whatsoever," nodded the second one in disagreement.

"Yeah," said the man as he turned around, glaring at the eternal sky. "I guess you could say that." He then disappeared, leaving only his tacky costume behind.