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How I Managed to Kidnap Neil Gaiman

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Reads 87
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Time 22m

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I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life.

The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath.

The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom.

The day everything changed.

A rib-tickling, life-affirming short story about suicide.

(Note: This story was actually written a few year ago, so a couple of the real-world references are slightly out of date now)All Rights Reserved

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How I Managed to Kidnap Neil Gaiman
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