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The Book of Clichés

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Reads 17,902
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Parts 9
Time 48m

ClicheTheWriteWay

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Cliches. Love them or hate them, they're hard to avoid. But maybe people wouldn't need to avoid them if they were better written?



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Toxic||COMPLETED by ChErRyOnToP777

COMPLETED!! ⚠️ Cliché alert ⚠️Mature content Jesus you probably don't want to read it because it's cliché and your typical wattpad story but you can still give it a shot! Yeah? Please?? Okay I will stop... I wil still edit from time to time don't worry too much ! * * * "Well?" He asked impatiently. "No I don't want to be your girlfriend" I said casually like it was the most normal thing in the world. "Why?" He asked angrily . "Simple, because boys are jerks".

Scandalous (Slow Updates) by abigail_grayson

The girl is bad. The girl is dangerous. The boy is good. The boy is in love with the her. And when you turn bad, there's no going back. © All rights reserved.

The Adventures Of An Aromantic Asshole (In A Shockingly Cliché World) by Quack_Theory

Okay. So, let's all just agree that some stories can be pretty cliché, right. I mean - do you wanna tell me you never been reading a story and thought "yo, what the hell, that makes no sense, people don't act like that in real life, what's up with the cliché thing, damn."? Yeah, it's that feeling we're going against here. So this THING, whatever it is, will feature all your good ol' clichés, but from an aromantics point of view. Or just call it a parody or something, I dunno. You do you. Nice talking to ya. Same time next week?

Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

Gamble For Love by NightTime_Storiexs

Follow my Instagram for any updates and if you have any questions: @nikki_k123 Ellie has lived in Santa Barbara her entire life with her parents and lovely friends. She's had a simple life with no complications and has always kept it that way. In her junior year of high school, she's a little bored of the same old life and is willing to gamble her comfort zone for some fun experiences. And what could be more fun than falling in love? Zach has finally come back home after two years at a boarding school in England and this sweet little troublemaker has come back ten times worse. With a cigarette dancing between his lips, he screams trouble louder than he ever has before. Coming back into town, he's hoping to reunite with his friends. Nathan, Brett, Spencer, Ashley, and Ellie. After finding out that sweet little Ellie is looking for some fun, Zach offers her a bet. If he wins, she has to live with him for a month, in which he guarantees to make her fall in love. If she wins, he'll leave her alone for good. Their history of being best friends can't repeat itself. Not this time. This time, there's more to the two than just friends. This time they're going to bet on it and gamble for love. . . . . . ALL RIGHT RESERVED

Emily's Bizarre Adventure by Velenka09

Warning: This book contains a Jojo reference, anime, Korean celebrities, spoilt brats, celebrities, song lyrics, singing, high school, Starbucks, videogames, bad boys, our beloved Mary Sue, vocaloids, emojis, our favorite love triangle, stupid stereotypes, cliches, memes, gifs, texting, cringey writing and many more. Book One of the Mary Sue series (Highest rank: #133 in humor) (This book is not to be taken seriously. All pictures, memes and gifs belong to their respective owners.)

Oblivion by UnrealAddiction

Love isn't by choice, and neither were there circumstances. But still this odd pair decide to disobey fate, and make some memories that they will forever cherish. ____ "You've outdone yourself, Zayden Stone." "You deserve the best, Jamie Heart."

Cliche Cops ✓ by randomsweetstuff

The main rule is 'Stop the cliches' -CC ~*~ In the town where everything cliched occurs, Ella is sent a message with a simple task. These messages are demanding and she unknowingly got herself into the mess by complying with the messages. Little did she know all the work that came along with it once she signed up. Now she has to: a) Stop her neighbours from falling in love. b) The waitress from marrying a billionaire. c) The new girl from falling for the golden boy. d) Find out who's behind all these messages. ~*~ Highest ranking: #414 Humor

Fixation Of Love by its_a_secret95

Sarah is your typical good girl. She attends her regular classes and goes home at her prescribed time. Only on the odd couple days she stays behind after an extra couple hours past her curfew. And that's to go to the libary. She's got no friends and according to the barbies of the school she's the schools social outcast. Everyone in school (mainly the girls) thinks that Ashton is a bad boy. This is mainly due to the fact that Ashton tries too hard to be one. Every girl in school has, had or will have a crush on him. The barbies of the school have all 'tried' him and think he's perfect. Especially his 'queen bee' girlfriend Amanda. Sarah knows Ashton isn't a badboy. He knows that too. He can't help but agree with her on that. What he also can't help or understand is how he gets butterflies every time he's close to her. He likes her no doubt, it just takes him a while to figure it out. Same with her. Sarah's parents are out of town until after senior year so Sarah is forced to live with the so called bad boy and his family. Whilst living there Sarah finds herself falling for Ashton. Follow Sarah and her journey as she slowly falls for Ashton. Warning: Major Not-So-Clichè-definitely Clichè Story: Date Started: September 2014 Date Finished: January 2018

𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐀 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 by -alinax

"You're atheist," I remind him. "You don't believe in god." "I believe in you," He murmurs, letting the cigarette hang from his lips. "I believe in whatever you believe." He says, letting the confession roll off his tongue as if it were that simple. As if god, the devil, heaven, hell-as if none of it really had meaning to him. "That's not how it works," I mutter as we walk down a few more alleyways-the city of Manhattan coated in a light blanket of snow. Henry Vitiello had never had anything to pray for, that is, until he met me-the only thing that had ever opened his mind up to the possibility of religion "Isn't it?" He argues, taking the cigarette by his middle and pointer finger before blowing the smoke out. "I'II dip my hands in holy water if it means I could touch you." "You'd probably burn." 𓆩♡𓆪 𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐘 𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎, the reaper. He's a prick. An asshole. A pretentious son of a bitch. He's not perfect. He's not even decent. But he's hers. She could be a bottle labeled poison but he was an alcoholic, and he had drunk her empty. Now he was hungover. 𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒, the healer. She's known to be the perfect good girl, with perfect grades and a perfect life with a perfect family. They didn't know that behind the gated doors of their billion dollar estate, she was strapped down to a chair every night and picked apart just to be put back together in time for supper. 𓆩♡𓆪 star-crossed; adjective (of a person or a plan) thwarted by bad luck. 'star-crossed lovers' and that, they were. So they fucked under those very stars that tried so desperately to break them apart. 𓆩♡𓆪 ‼️DISCLAIMER ‼️ BOOK REFERENCES TO MARA DYER, SHATTER ME, MIND FUCK, ETC ARE ALL INTENTIONAL SO DONT BE RUDE. AS FOR TRIGGER WARN

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Gamble For Love cover

Emily's Bizarre Adventure cover

Cliche Cops ✓ cover

Fixation Of Love cover

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Toxic||COMPLETED

COMPLETED!! ⚠️ Cliché alert ⚠️Mature content Jesus you probably don't want to read it because it's cliché and your typical wattpad story but you can still give it a shot! Yeah? Please?? Okay I will stop... I wil still edit from time to time don't worry too much ! * * * "Well?" He asked impatiently. "No I don't want to be your girlfriend" I said casually like it was the most normal thing in the world. "Why?" He asked angrily . "Simple, because boys are jerks".