Shit Siri Says
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Last published Wed, May 31, 2017
Welcome to Shit Siri Says, this is a story completely told about all the funny, insane, crazy, and, let's be honest, stupid things Siri says. I hope you get some laughs XD. Because Siri says some serious shit.
Copyrights: I DO NOT OWN SIRI OR ANYTHING FROM APPLE
Highest Ranking:
Humor: #2
Random: #25
(Book Cover Info: changes every time I hit a mark that I think makes the book deserve a new cover)
Update: New Cover when book hits 250K
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