Welcome to Shit Siri Says, this is a story completely told about all the funny, insane, crazy, and, let's be honest, stupid things Siri says. I hope you get some laughs XD. Because Siri says some serious shit. Copyrights: I DO NOT OWN SIRI OR ANYTHING FROM APPLE Highest Ranking: Humor: #2 Random: #25 (Book Cover Info: changes every time I hit a mark that I think makes the book deserve a new cover) Update: New Cover when book hits 250K