HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR BURDENS.
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Jan 26, 2016
CHILDREN ARE LITTLE FUCKING BASTARDS THEY ARE HORRIBLE MONSTROSITIES LITTLE BOOGERS SHOULD BE EATEN BY BIRDS!!!
but they cannot so here's how to care for them without being a major douchebag.
Jk this is how to be a douchebag to your children.
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ALL OF THIS IS A JOKE DONT BE THE IDIOT WHO COOKS A KID!
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