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Thoughts From My Insanity

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I attempt to reveal to you the thought processes (or the lack thereof) within my cranium. I may not be known as a completely insane person, but I do tend to think in a strange, funny, and altogether weird way. To say the least this collection is not normal, in fact it is somewhat unoriginal, stupid, pointless, and most likely something you have little interest in, so please feel free to open this pamphlet and have a good laugh (if one is to be found) at my expense.

For those of you that have an aversion to reading sheer idiocy, this sad excuse for a book will also contain rants and a few spiritual lessons that have been heard learned and hopefully put in a humorous way.All Rights Reserved

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Dream Journal and Analysis by VinHobrien

I want to start by saying I am no Psychologist, nor do I specialize in any sort of study of the mind. I just happen to have very strange dreams that I prefer to write on paper (ironically) and analyze them myself and how I feel it resembles what I truly think about when I'm not in control. When i'm asleep. each chapter will be a new dream I have experienced and me just ripping it piece by piece to uncover what it is I think about. If this sort of thing interests you, or if you're bored and randomly stumbled upon me. Then please, enjoy.

The Gory Details (Gross) by Kate_Papilio

Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=true

The Hybrid Alpha by Raven_Winterfell

Running. Escaping. Surviving. My life has always been a chase. And now? The hunter has finally caught up. After years on the run, everything changed the moment I met him...the one they all feared. The Hybrid Alpha. I was done running. Exhausted from hiding from my past. So I stopped. I surrendered. But surrender came with a price... separation from my twin, Alpha Kane and a forced bond with a mate I never asked for. Taken to a strange pack, trapped by fate and boredom, my only distraction becomes the one male I swore I wouldn't fall for. Xavious. He's distant. Dangerous. A mystery wrapped in muscle and power. And yet... there's something about him that pulls me in, no matter how hard I resist. I know I'll run again. I have to. But part of me wonders... what if I stay? Question to the unknown: how long will they run in circles? How long will they ignore the attraction? Most importantly how long before they realise they've fallen in love? Will it be too late?... ~~~~ "Tell me you don't feel something...between us." "I d-don't." He replies instantly clenching his jaw. "Good to know Xavious." I turn to get up but he stops me as usual. "I don't know what it is..." "It's nothing. Nothing Xavious. You walk like a brick wall whose not affected by anything or anyone." Before I could heave a breath he somehow managed to pull me under him. I gasp at his fast movement amazed by his powers yet again. He trails his fingers down my shoulders to my curved hips as I place my palms on his hard yet smooth chest. Instantly his eyes close as if savouring the moment as does mine. "I could've taken you whenever I would've pleased but I didn't" He says in a husky voice. "Prove it." A steamy, supernatural game of cat-and-mouse between reluctant mates. A love that's hunted, resisted... and ultimately inevitable. WARNING: MATURE SCENES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Now undergoing edits-thank you for your patience! Enjoy, lovelies ❤️

Last dance by KathlynSPT

Warning: I wrote this when I was like 14? So yeah.... Lots of weirdness. Read this book and see why its so magical. Take a look and enjoy yourself. Get lost and be free. Be wild, be creative. Sadness and despair is not an option. I've got it!!!!! My summary!!! Ding ding: The name's Alaina. I'm like an orphan...sorta.. but don't worry, I'm not depressed or anything. My parents had to go to their destination first. I hated rich people until I met the weird Hendrix Siblings. With them, my life just got even crazier. Add a crazy Aunt and A stuck up Cousin and u've got urself an adventure! :) here's a glimpse ------> "Dance with me?" I looked at him with glittering eyes and nodded my head. He smiled that champion smile that I fell for and he led me to the dance floor and that's when I knew That this dance was going to be something special. -------------------- A/N hello fellow beautiful readers! please check out this story. Tell me if I should update or tell me what I can improve on. Sweet pies, Sweet dreams, Sweet cotton candies. Have a beautiful day. :)

I DON'T KNOW by ImagesMayInspire

This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~C

Catch me if you can by classy_scorpio

[Not Edited] He's ruthless every man wants to be him or the fear him, every women wants to fuck him. He has the largest mafia he could kill anyone in a blink of an eye. She is the Beauty every girl envoys. She can seduce any man, what happens when she seduces the wrong kind of man. He falls head over heels For her. he would give up anything and everything. She didn't know what she's gotten into. She gets pregnant and flees never wanting that life for her child, she steels his money and heart. He will find her and he vows to destroy her. What happens when it's been years and he finally finds her, will he kill her in cold blood or will he see her and his child and decided to have Mercy. The meet when she was 19 and he was 22, she's now 24 and he's 26. ☽ I cum on his mouth and he slurps up every last thing. But he doesn't stop he keeps sucking and licking my clit harshly. My legs start to shake and I try to close my legs but he holds them open. "It's t-to much" my words come out shaky. "Your gonna take it like a good girl ok." ☽ [mature audience] [sexual scenes]

Runners by rbooks01

They balance each-other out. One the calm, the other the storm. Except when they don't. Except when she loses it and makes the place burn...literally. Who knew a burnt building would lead to three lost brothers across the country and a big ass house...after being on the run for almost a year. The twins are in for a crazy ride, but they're in it together. Always. Pinky promise. Will it be enough? TW: abuse, SA, r*pe, and mature language/scenes. (I suck at descriptions, but it would mean a lot if you gave my book a try! <3 ) *Unedited* 🌻 Started ~ 24/09/21 ~ 🌻 🌻 Finished ~ 25/01/22~ 🌻

Atlantis Academy: The First Element by AutumnKalquist

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Dream Journal and Analysis

I want to start by saying I am no Psychologist, nor do I specialize in any sort of study of the mind. I just happen to have very strange dreams that I prefer to write on paper (ironically) and analyze them myself and how I feel it resembles what I truly think about when I'm not in control. When i'm asleep. each chapter will be a new dream I have experienced and me just ripping it piece by piece to uncover what it is I think about. If this sort of thing interests you, or if you're bored and randomly stumbled upon me. Then please, enjoy.