Thoughts From My Insanity
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I attempt to reveal to you the thought processes (or the lack thereof) within my cranium. I may not be known as a completely insane person, but I do tend to think in a strange, funny, and altogether weird way. To say the least this collection is not normal, in fact it is somewhat unoriginal, stupid, pointless, and most likely something you have little interest in, so please feel free to open this pamphlet and have a good laugh (if one is to be found) at my expense.
For those of you that have an aversion to reading sheer idiocy, this sad excuse for a book will also contain rants and a few spiritual lessons that have been heard learned and hopefully put in a humorous way.
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