Why he Hates Subway (Discontinued)
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Last published Tue, Feb 2, 2016
It was Jerry's first time at Subway. After three months of fighting with his roommate, Todd, he had finally agreed to take part in a global chain. He tried it, and loved it so much that he got a job there, balancing it with his college education, to achieve his dreams of becoming an engineer.
However, Subway is no place for the common muggle.
Jerry faces all kinds of problem-from bad customers to an actual medical emergency, all while on his quest to achieve greatness. Will he manage to survive working at Subway? Read this story to find out.
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