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Juan Carlos is an idiot, plain and simple. But who in their right mind would opt to fly in a helicopter with a psychopath? Never mind the psychopath, why would you fly over the Arctic in a helicopter? May the odds ever be in his favor.

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Juan ran, he ran as fast as his frozen legs could carry him. He thought about giving up, but that idea was soon given up after he almost slipped and about got bitten by the leader of the pack of Arctic wolves. But as he wasn't paying attention to where he was going, he ended up falling off a cliff. A really really tall cliff according to Juan Carlos(CC) Attrib. NonCommercial

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Prologue: "Trip With My Psyco Dad"
Fri, Jan 8, 2016

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Prologue: "Trip With My Psyco Dad"
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