The Corniest, Multilingual Pick Up Lines
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Last published Thu, Jan 7, 2016
Hey guys!
So I'm guessing you've guessed what this is about from the title right? Well this is my book of multilingual corny pickup lines that are going to be absolutely cringe worthy! Since its multilingual, you'll now pick up lines in all different languages meaning you can bag a hot one anywhere you go! Amazing right?
This is made for my amusement, I don't mind if you don't want to read it or whatever, I just like noting this stuff down.
If you want me to do any specific language then just comment or PM me and I shall try my best!
Lots of love and unicorns x
BTW THIS WAS MY FRIENDS IDEA, AS SOON AS I DISOWN HER AS A FREIND (I SWEAR ONE DAY I WILL HAHA) THEN THIS IS GONE
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