HELP! My Mom's A Stripper! • Blac Chyna
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Last published Wed, Jul 12, 2017
Poor, poor Tequila. Cursed from the womb.
If being born to a stripping mother wasn't bad enough, that booty poppin' stripper also had the nerve to name her after two liquors...
Tequila Alexis-Rosé Jones.
While her friends seem to think her mother, "Dymepiece", is the most "Lit Lady in the Land" -- Quila begs to differ. She's tired of her mother thinking she's still young and tired of her mother's shenanigans.
She's tired of her mother using the word LIT, tired of her mother dressing scandalous, tired of her mother trying to be her friend, tired of her mother knowing the words to rap songs better then her and most importantly -- tired of her mother's trifling a$$ boyfriends!
Just when Quila is ready to completely disown her parents and run off to start a new life tragedy strikes and gives her a new perspective on life, friends, and most importantly... Family.
Follow Quila on a journey to self-love, respect & the value of having a mother.
An Urban Comedy with a Shocking Twist!
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