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Death's a Bitch REPLACEMENT

Kennedy_Mikayla

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Reads 226
Votes 6
Parts 21
Time 2h 16m

Kennedy_Mikayla

Mature

angel comedy death elders evil funny heaven hell humour job life lucifer reaper replacement romance

What happens when the great mighty death gets replaced? 

She doesn't....

You think a small fry can replace me? F*ck off they can


Second book of Deaths a Bitch series. 

Death is once again at war but this time for her job. Although she hates it she needs it to stay alive so if she gets replaced what happens to her? The elders make her train the new reaper for six months.
She has six months to kill, scare or convince that they are not the one for the job.

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18+ adult content and plenty of hot steamy scenes ;)All Rights Reserved

angel comedy death elders evil funny heaven hell humour job life lucifer reaper replacement romance

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