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Why I Hate The Apocalypse

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[A jab at the modern disaster novel]

A -soon to be- thirteen part short novel involving my dry humor and skewed views of today's need for disaster stories. Oh, come on, give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen? Oh yeah, never mind. :PAll Rights Reserved

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Is This Love? [Levi X Reader] by _gracesea_

Peace is fleeting. In the year 845, my home was stolen from me. The thieves were taller than houses and had an appetite for humans. All I could do was run away. However, things have changed since then. I trained for three years as a cadet and joined the Scouts. I am determined to get my home back - get my peace back. Unfortunately, I do not think I will be getting my peace back any time soon. Before I can face the beasts that destroyed my home, I will need to learn how to get along with my Captain. Captain Levi is strong, but his attitude can be hard to get past. I am having a hard time understanding what goes on in that head of his. At least he's good-looking, right? When his mouth is closed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MOST OF THE CHARACTER BELONG TO HAJIME ISAYAMA AND ARE APART OF THE ATTACK ON TITAN UNIVERSE! HOWEVER, I HAVE CREATED MY OWN CHARACTERS FOR THIS STORY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I AM RATING THIS STORY PG-14. THAT IS DUE TO A FEW CURSE WORDS. EVEN THOUGH THEY WILL HAVE THESE * TO CENSOR THEM, THEY ARE STILL THERE. AND THERE WILL BE ROMANTIC ACTIONS BETWEEN CHARACTERS AS WELL. THERE WILL ALSO BE DEATH, BLOOD, AND SLIGHT GORE. THIS IS AN ATTACK ON TITAN FANFIC, SO THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE. :) BASICALLY, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE THEMES OF AOT, YOU CAN HANDLE THIS STORY. xP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS STORY IS GEARED TOWARDS A FEMALE READER! I hope you enjoy the story! <3

The Lawson Boys by SparklingBeverage

**COMPLETED** "Did you just let him pee on the fence?" The crabby lady from next door asked us, a scowl ever present on her pale face. "No. It rained in that one spot." I replied sarcastically. A laugh threatening to fall from my mouth. "I'm not stupid." She stepped out onto her porch. Eyeing us angrily. "Could've fooled me." I spoke up, taking in her horrendous appearance. "I...well-uh. Stupid teenagers." She turned around and stomped back into her house. Slamming the door behind her. I burst into a fit of laughter and grabbed Carson by the arm, walking out of the backyard. "Have fun in hell lady! Send me a postcard." ******* Carson Lawson and Valerie Rosemont have been living next to each other since they were kids. When Valerie was 13, Carson pulled her out of the road only seconds before she would've gotten hit by a car, and somehow managed to save her bike as well. He said she owed him that day, but she thinks he forgot. Did he? Or is he saving the favor for a rainy day?

The hidden Knight (remake) by iceknight55

what if you went to another world, like actually you. I guess I'll end up learning that the hard way. this is a new adventure in a world of remnant and hopeful things go well, what could go wrong? this is a redo of my first story, I hope it is less cringe overall and I can make a fun story. here we go :3 Also warning for violence and language. And I don't own RWBY this is just a fan fiction of course.

The Delta Crew by berrybliss101

After being added to an unknown online group chat with twelve other individuals, our four main characters realize that they would have to follow in their parents' footsteps: beating THE GAME. Only this time around, the sixteen of these players would have to deal with a lot more than an in-game war. The four main characters, being born into an apocalyptic version of Earth due to a new antagonist created by some nosy cherubs, come into this story already having a hard life. Defeating a galactic tyrant and ending an Alternian civil-war are just two of the many hardships these individuals would have to go through, along with internal conflict within their group due to obvious differences and many life-changes. (The world-building of this story is based on Homestuck, with the 20 original main characters only playing a small part. This story has all original characters, a whole new plot and hardships, and of course, drama!)

Dystopia Rising by GravityWillFall01

The world ended long ago, riddled with plague and zombies and destruction. But humanity survived, and humanity evolved. The Infection that helped bring the world to its knees also changed humans in ways to help them keep living in this now broken world ready to be rebuilt. Seven lineages with three strains each, and each have their own unique set of traits that help us survive. But that's not what this story is about-at least, not really. This story isn't about how a hero will rise and bring the world back to what it was Pre-Fall. This story is about me, an ordinary Remanat living life through the world day to day as a mercenary. A beginner mercenary as everyone likes to remind me. The others in my group have been calling me 'Rookie' since I joined them three months ago. I'm beginning to wonder if they actually know my name. We have been hired to help the New Reach Caravan travel across the wastelands to Philly Del Phia, and this is the perfect opportunity to show them that I'm not just a dumb Rookie. I'm actually quite good at my job. I just happen to get distracted by one certain Eight-Ball, but it's not my fault he's good-looking, and charming, and funny... Anyway, all I have to do is help my group get the caravan to Del Phia. Should be an easy enough job. Just avoid the zoms and keep clear of the Raiders, and we should be fine... Right? Disclaimer: I do not own Zombies, Run! or its characters, nor do I own Dystopia Rising LARP. This is just my Rookie's reaction to the Dystopia Rising New Adventure in the Zombies, Run! App.

Life Or Story ? by dreamsinanimeeattpad

This story kind of explains why I have problems finishing stories, u have ideas then it like how do I make them not so cliché or cringe worthy. A short story with a semi finished ending, it leaves me a bit of wriggle room to add to, if I decide to. Any similarities or references are purely for fiction and I did not base this story on anything except if the third world war started. It is fiction people. All credit to the original owners or creator's for the borrowed characters and media. I own the story and the original characters. There is some references to dark topics and subjects, pleae be warned. They do only skim it though.

Tales Under Moonlight by kittynightmaredream

In this fantasy, demons and angels have gotten into a war on earth, causing the human race to be in danger. New creatures have been coming to the top to help start the world over. Our protagonists is a werewolf, who has to learn how to take care of his daughter on his own, and find ways to survive his new life. Through it he has to watch over his new mistress, fight battles, and learn who the person is that killed his pack. He'll face some hard journeys, and might find new love, but only time will be able to tell if his past wounds can heal. Now, I'd like to give recognition to my friends who have helped participate in creating some of these characters in this book. I will tell you guys now that I honestly have pretty much everything else down besides the ending so yeah. Also I will try to update every Friday, but I'm not for sure if I'll be able to. Writing can be difficult. If I am late I'll just add a short story about a character.

Mr. Osomatsu and the Flower Shop by FanficLoverBoii

(This is my very first story, so don't judge me, please 🙏) The Matsuno brothers had a rough year in 2023; their parents died, they didn't have much money, and so much more. When the year 2024 begins, the brothers decide to move houses and start their new lives in a large yet quiet town, but they all have to get jobs, so they come home tired and stressed very easily. On a rainy day, one of the brothers passed by a flower shop while going to work and decided to take shelter there. Little did he know that they would meet and introduce his brothers to their new friends who are known as the town's treasures even though they weren't sure why. Who are these mysterious strangers? Will the brothers discover something new about themselves as they start to befriend them? What kind of adventures are waiting for them? Find out in Mr. Osomatsu and the Flower Shop. (None of the things in this fanfic is canon in the anime series. This is a fanfic about my fanon version of Mr. Osomatsu with some of my ocs, not y/n. The rest of the information is in a chapter if you want to know more. There will be mature language/themes, suggestive themes, and sensitive topics, so be prepared or don't read this at all.)

Insert One Liner Here (Book 2) by scaryberry123

[COMPLETED] ••Reached #1 in adventure on 04/07/2019•• ••Reached #2 in hero on 05/16/2019•• ••Reached #3 in fiction on 05/20/2019•• Arlo Sanders wakes up one morning to discover that he wet the bed. I know what you're thinking and no, he didn't pee himself. He had developed super powers. At first, he was in denial, but inevitably came to the understanding that he is now a Super, and if he has powers, he might as well use them for something other than picking up hot chicks. Now, not only does he have to deal with school, his almost non existent social life and his aggravating younger brother, but he also has to fight super villains and learn to control his new found powers to avoid blowing his cover to the world...and it is a lot harder than he anticipated. Prepare for a roller coaster ride of lame one liners and painfully awkward adolescent behaviour, along with bromances and romances, breakups and make ups, and even some cliché superhero behaviour, villains who hold a grudge, and really dorky super suits. Oh... and angry, rampaging squirrels.

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Is This Love? [Levi X Reader]

Peace is fleeting. In the year 845, my home was stolen from me. The thieves were taller than houses and had an appetite for humans. All I could do was run away. However, things have changed since then. I trained for three years as a cadet and joined the Scouts. I am determined to get my home back - get my peace back. Unfortunately, I do not think I will be getting my peace back any time soon. Before I can face the beasts that destroyed my home, I will need to learn how to get along with my Captain. Captain Levi is strong, but his attitude can be hard to get past. I am having a hard time understanding what goes on in that head of his. At least he's good-looking, right? When his mouth is closed. MOST OF THE CHARACTER BELONG TO HAJIME ISAYAMA AND ARE APART OF THE ATTACK ON TITAN UNIVERSE! HOWEVER, I HAVE CREATED MY OWN CHARACTERS FOR THIS STORY. I AM RATING THIS STORY PG-14. THAT IS DUE TO A FEW CURSE WORDS. EVEN THOUGH THEY WILL HAVE THESE * TO CENSOR THEM, THEY ARE STILL THERE. AND THERE WILL BE ROMANTIC ACTIONS BETWEEN CHARACTERS AS WELL. THERE WILL ALSO BE DEATH, BLOOD, AND SLIGHT GORE. THIS IS AN ATTACK ON TITAN FANFIC, SO THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE. :) BASICALLY, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE THEMES OF AOT, YOU CAN HANDLE THIS STORY. xP THIS STORY IS GEARED TOWARDS A FEMALE READER! I hope you enjoy the story! <3