This story is one of the most random stories I have ever written. If you're bored and in need of a laugh, feel free to read this... Yeah, I'm not 100% sure what was going through my head when I wrote this story. There's probably something mentally wrong with me *sigh* Also, there are a lot of run-on sentences and most of them start with "but" or "and" and I'm sorry xD WARNING: this story contains sexual content, swear words, drugs, murder, and an assorted amount of rudeness, as well as celebrities, YouTubers, and memes. Anyways, enjoy the story! :)