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How To Humour The Sexy Un-dead

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WANT SOMETHING ORIGINAL? FUNNY? THAT HOLDS SUPER SEXY, COCKY ZOMBIES? REALLY HOT GUYS? A FUNNY GIRL? PROTECTIVE DAD? READ THIS! 

“Welcome to the year 2012. Yeah the world hasn’t ended, who didn’t see that one coming? Seriously though, who didn’t? Well while everyone was gripping their loved ones, kicking out their pets and having a last day parade with no condoms and no underwear, on that uneventful day. I ran outside in my underwear, and screamed I’m alive. Okay I’m actually under exaggerating, I ran out in my underwear, and started swearing and yelling through a megaphone, stolen . . . I mean borrowed from the chief of police, my father, telling my neighbors their wimps and shouldn’t believe science for a bottom dollar. I got house arrest. . .”

Now you’re probably thinking who is that? Yeah, well that’s Seth Wove–weird name I know. Something about her mother wanting a boy, she’s a crazy lady. 
Any who, Seth, the girl, is a little –over the top; she’s loud, clumsy, uncoordinated and humourous, oh and misunderstood! .

As Seth explained, she ran out and got house arrest. You’d never thought it was good luck to have been . . . but it was. The world didn’t end, but maybe Seth should have wished the scientists were right. ‘Cause the undead is about to take over. Smarter, sexier, faster and stronger; and the hero's . . . can I say drool worthy? Yes. this my friend is no cliché. This is original. 

Oh Maybe Seth should just dance to Thriller?

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