The Trip

Dave: I cast a spell on you to read this book.

Jay: This isn't Harry Potter, get out of here. The author chose me for the intro.

Dave: What, wait?!?! Why isn't the invisibility cloak working.

Jay: You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.

Dave: Fine, the Capture the Flag Match started anyways.

Jay: Finally. Ok, well we got fired because of Dave and now we need to find new jobs. The same old story right? Well, we decided to drive off South West to find this News Channel Anchor. We ended up getting stuck in this weird town in Texas, because- Oww Dave!

Dave: Don't tell the ending, you noob.

Jay: I was just telling them about us becoming heroes, and not just Xbox Live ones.
Aren't you in the middle of a match?

Dave: Killcam, some kid got a lucky tomahawk.

Jay: Well read the book, and then you may not get interruptions.