Undertale Crack

EDIT (12/13/19): READERS BEWARE: i was young and dumb when writing this, and i talked (and joked, sadly) about multiple sensitive topics!! i am leaving the offensive chapters up, completely unedited as a learning lesson for others, i guess, but if you do not want to read them, i'd suggest skipping the following chapters:
- No.
- Megalogaynia
- Kale Yourself
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I am obsessed with this game right now, so let's just hope to Mettaton that this turns out okay. (WARNING: There will be spoilers so don't freak out.)