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Star Wars Jokes

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raphaelle_quack

anewhope attackoftheclones darthvaderbreathing darthvaderiscool jedi maytheforcebewithyou returnofthejedi revengeofthesith star starwars starwarssaga thedarkside theempirestrikesback theforceawakens thephantommenace wars

Star Wars. All Star Wars. But funny. 

May the force be with you.

SPOILER ALERT!!! (duh)All Rights Reserved

anewhope attackoftheclones darthvaderbreathing darthvaderiscool jedi maytheforcebewithyou returnofthejedi revengeofthesith star starwars starwarssaga thedarkside theempirestrikesback theforceawakens thephantommenace wars

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