Unexpected Endings (a collection of short stories)

Expect the unexpected in this collection of short stories.

The Good Monster - Ahfbog the monster didn't like eating humans. Whenever a knight came to slay him, he had no choice. He grew more and more depressed every day, thinking about how horrible he is for eating humans. No human ever believes him when he says that he prefers eating fruit over humans. He thinks that a human must believe him at some point. Right?

Tines - It's the fork's turn to be used.

Sir Mason - Sir Mason was a fine, strapping young fellow, and he had never done a wrong. The queen knighted Sir Mason at the young, controversial age of 13, much to the dismay of his mother, who disapproved of violence. Since then, he had traveled the land, slaying dragons and whatever gibberish knights do. But what happens when he has to face a monster no man has faced before?