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The Four Wotsits of the Doodad

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Death, War, Pestilence and Famine - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - have been hanging around for so long waiting to being about the end of the world, they've forgotten who they really are.

War is a Top Gear groupie, Fam (the Man) cheats at Monopoly against his sidekick Pestilencio and Death sighs a lot - something that's not too great for the local pigeon population but makes Cedric, their three-headed Jack Russell, very happy.

Death realises the world is going down the pan without them, and decides to make it a better place. After all, it should be THEM destroying it, not us!

Unfortunately, things don't quite go according to plan...All Rights Reserved

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Darksiders: The Survivors by Emi-Didact

After the defeat of the Destroyer, the Four Horsemen now know who their true enemies are. One is who they thought were their masters, while the other is an old familiar foe from Hell. Innocent and cleared of his name, War reunites with his siblings: Death, Fury, and Strife who all have tales to tell, but their situation grows complicated when they rescue two human survivors of the apocalypse who were taken captive by the Destroyer's remaining forces. An unlikely alliance and bond forms between these survivors and the Horsemen with their quest to defeat the enemy once and for all and bring the true balance back to the creator's kingdoms.

To Survive A Harem System - Lucas Owens' Edition by SoulDipper

A fan parody of My Daily Life With A Monster Harem by UnknownFate25. Lucas Owens is a curious case. He certainly looked average: He goes to school, has a nice family, a few good friends. Although he was a bit less social than most, he was mostly normal. Except for his tendency to imitate a few characters from media and games he likes... He's just the average guy you would barely notice in a classroom other than when he is near his group. It all changed when he wakes up to the [Harem System]. He is thrown head first into a new world: The world of the Supernatural. It surely didn't help that this system strongly favored Monster Girls! How is Lucas supposed to survive with many monster girls after him!? Can he even handle the new attention brought on by this [System]? This journey will be littered with many trials to overcome. Paths intertwined, the red threads have been connected... The Wheel of Fate is Turning! Heaven or Hell? Let us begin! This parody is primarily concentrated in approaching the combat and adding a lot of references to what I, SoulDipper, have an interest to. Including, but not limited to, fighting games (Guilty Gear and BlazBlue in particular) and whatever I can get my gremlin hands on post-production of this parody. This story is set in an alternative "timeline" with slight changes here and there but having same ideas and locations. Furthermore, romance is not going to be the main focus in this parody. If anything, this might be considered as an anti-romance in my very "capable" hands.

the womb's undoing by grovergaines

The most idiotic Four Horsemen in apocalyptic lore are taking the world by storm. Okay wait, that's definitely an exaggeration. They start out small, in Mellow Wells, Texas. But you can be sure: when the Rooney quadruplets run wild, upending the lives of musicians, senior citizens, politicians, one drug dealer and a police chief scarred by past failure . . . it's the beginning of our extinction. No bombs No technology Just pure human stupidity

Harry Potter and the Four Horsemen by cescawriter

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Afterlife: Oblivion #Wattys2024 by astronomist

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Protector (Violent Delights 16) by kullman

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Protector (Violent Delights 16) cover

Awakening the Horsemen **COMPLETED** *EDITING* 1-12 Edited cover

Rituals, Regrets, and Really Dumb People cover

Darksiders: The Survivors

After the defeat of the Destroyer, the Four Horsemen now know who their true enemies are. One is who they thought were their masters, while the other is an old familiar foe from Hell. Innocent and cleared of his name, War reunites with his siblings: Death, Fury, and Strife who all have tales to tell, but their situation grows complicated when they rescue two human survivors of the apocalypse who were taken captive by the Destroyer's remaining forces. An unlikely alliance and bond forms between these survivors and the Horsemen with their quest to defeat the enemy once and for all and bring the true balance back to the creator's kingdoms.