101 ways to end an awkward silence
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Click (or tap ...you know if you're on your phone/ipod/ipad/waffle...)here if you've ever endured an awkwardly awkward silence! As said in the title, in this guide there are 101 ways to end an awkward silence here. So read this , you know you want to! Or maybe not... but oh well! ;)
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