One Shots for Pen&Paper Comp.

Wanna see eye-popping candy... Buy some. There is nothing of the sort here. Turn away. AWAY I SAY...
That is unless You would like to read the many creations my mind has conjured up to entertain your brain cells. There will be a tingling sensation, a soft vibration.... That's either your eyes leaking, or your body shaking with laughter.... Hmm, You tell me :D