Stupid stuff I've almost (and have) done
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Last published Tue, Dec 5, 2017
Laughed really loud during a awkward pause? Done it. Almost walked into the opposite genders bathroom? Multiple times. Actually gone into the boys bathroom? Scarred for life. Here's all the stupid and dumb stuff I have done and almost done
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