Great Comebacks
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Someone you hate: Your, like, so ugly! Ugly and fat like yo mama!
You: Make your mom look at in the eyes. Then, she'll realize what a ugly AND FAT child she had.
Someone you hate: I'm telling my mommy you said that!
You: Go right on. Tell her to feed a bottle too.
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