Online dating: WORST THING EVER!
Where do I even start? Right intros, hi my name is Carson Loran-Grace Johnson Payne. Sound familar well it is. Yeah my mom just remarried to Sean Payne, aka Liam Paynes dad. She met him over online dating. Yeah now we're moving from NYC to London. Yay. Not. I am now a cover girl on every magazine. These are the headlines
'LIAM PAYNE NEW ADDITION'
or
'NEW PAYNE MEMBERS'
or the worst
'ONE DIRECTION FAMILY PUBLICITY STUNT?'
It's awful. I just hope I can get through living with 5 crazy stupid dorks.