Juggling Balls
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Last published Tue, May 24, 2016
Martin Laws hates mysteries.
So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls?
Why has he no memory of buying a new computer?
Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping?
Why does a hairstylist he's never met before keep saluting him?
Most of all, why are so many Elvis impersonators trying to kill him?
Juggling Balls - a science fiction comedy featuring time travel, mind control implants and a future religion that claims an Elvis Presley clone as its saviour.
Oh, and an interplanetary terraced house.
The complete novel is available here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Juggling-Balls-David-Hadley-ebook-y/dp/B00K8TYPY0/
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