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Super Fancy Poetry // zmbn
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Ongoing, First published Jan 12, 2016
We write vulgar shitty, poetry and you're gonna read it okay? Have fun :-)

(WARNING!! Has a lot of inappropriate stuff that we got bored and wrote in class, so if anybody is a real poet and you take offense to this, sorry we didn't mean to.)
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