The Book of Lightly Toasted
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Last published Wed, Jan 13, 2016
Why roast when you can lightly toast?
These moments are true stories from students in an AC (Academic Challenge) seventh-grade class in Canada. If they can lightly toast, so can you.
Dedicated to all of 7-8. Thank you for being so rude and nice to each other.
Names you will see frequently in this series: Angela, Christina, Phillip, Vicky, Sydney, Sam, Alex (sometimes with Joo), Orin and more.
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