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Why He Succ Me (Frerard Crack Fic)

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Honestly I have no idea what spawn of Satan I just created 


sNEAK PEAK

"HEY I CAN TOP 2" scrmed Kelvin ass he blushedd lik a totl bottem

"Sur u can bud" sai gerd Putin his hand on hiz hip lik de sassay modtherfucker he is

Tbh gerd can be a hippocrit sometim

"sTOP" Ollyver scrmed ass Vic carassed 'the bottom' callD Keylin "nO DADDY LiKE SeriAsslay I can't control myself because I don't know how!!1!!1!1 and they love me for it" sai oliber

"HonestlyIll be here for a while" sai kellz lickin dem lips but not de ones between his hips becase he  has A dick

"IM NOT OH FUCKIN KAY WIS DAT" sai Vic trying to imitate de Lucker stomp. It don werk cuz he too short.

~_~_~

Yeahhh so that happened 
In case your confused, this IS a frerard crack fic, but there's many other characters involved (I DONT OWN ANY OF THEM OK)
Here come the 'I'm not okay' references 

AND PLEASE DONT DIE while you read this
I don't wanna add killer to the list of gr8 (nope) traits I have
ALRIGHTY
ENJOY MOTHERFUCKERS

This is a crack fic mkey 

*cough* MikeyAll Rights Reserved

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