No Such Thing
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  • Reads 32
  • Votes 2
  • Parts 2
  • Time 6m
Ongoing, First published Jan 13, 2016
Chelsea was forever lost in a sea of adulthood, with the constant struggles of workdom, raising kids, and minding her marriage, she took to books to get away.  What was the harm of snuggling up with her e-reader every now and then anyway?  It's not like she was out spending money on purses and shoes, right?  What she never expected though, was to get so caught up in the stories that she starting seeing them evolve before her in real life.  From a quick bathroom reader, an old faire tale, a current crime fiction, too many romances to count, wizards and witches, it was too much!  She read everything, and now her imagination was bringing everything to life...
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