This F@cking Place that I Call Home
jadevegablack
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  • Reads 1,464
  • Votes 23
  • Parts 25
  • Time 6h 31m
jadevegablack
Ongoing, First published Feb 08, 2012
Mature
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CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN
When my family went into harder than a penis at a whore house times, my dad moved away to find a highier paying job. A year later, he made enough money to move us outta this hell hole one bedroom apartment and in with him. Only problem is he lives in the boony farm/port town of "Greyport". Other than the inevitable major culture shock, my slightly racist tendencies, a knack for having trouble find me, an overly religous maditory support group, an Italian douche,  a slightly creepy (and rapey) Russian exchange student, my overly guilible little brother, sex crazed parents, a friend named "Satan", and a group of friends who never seem to help me; I'll make it...Right?
(Origanl Photo for cover by: mysza831 of Flicker)
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