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ROBOT JESUS

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Reads 445
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Parts 11
Time 54m

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Justin is a 21 year old do gooder, attractive in a nerdy sort of way. Aspen is a 19 year old rebel. Badass in a Pink sort of way. They both work at the Sooper Dooper big box store that is rolling out the biggest product launch known to man: Jesus A.I. 

Susan Sommerstone is a 70 year old retiree who LOVES Jesus. Her hopes are dashed when she gets run over by younger people on the way to the robotics counter at the Sooper Dooper, but there's a twist. She ends up being picked up in her Dodge Dart by the rogue "Robot Jesus" model #10001 which is endowed with "upgrades" and mysteriously extracted itself from its own package, leaving Justin and Aspen holding the bag for grand theft robot.

It's the story of the second coming that delivers on the idea that the body is merely a shell for the good stuff, downloadable software.All Rights Reserved

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