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ROBOT JESUS

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Reads 445
Votes 31
Parts 11
Time 54m

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Justin is a 21 year old do gooder, attractive in a nerdy sort of way. Aspen is a 19 year old rebel. Badass in a Pink sort of way. They both work at the Sooper Dooper big box store that is rolling out the biggest product launch known to man: Jesus A.I. 

Susan Sommerstone is a 70 year old retiree who LOVES Jesus. Her hopes are dashed when she gets run over by younger people on the way to the robotics counter at the Sooper Dooper, but there's a twist. She ends up being picked up in her Dodge Dart by the rogue "Robot Jesus" model #10001 which is endowed with "upgrades" and mysteriously extracted itself from its own package, leaving Justin and Aspen holding the bag for grand theft robot.

It's the story of the second coming that delivers on the idea that the body is merely a shell for the good stuff, downloadable software.All Rights Reserved

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Life and Death by atomic102

In order to force citizens to remain peaceful after the riots about birth control, the massive country of Americo decided to allow scientists to stimulate the afterlife once they die. If a citizen was good and broke no laws, then the scientists would stimulate Heav, the equivalent to Heaven. If a citizen broke a few minor laws, they would go for Rebirth, where they are born with the same personality and mind, just different looks. If a citizen goes to jail for more than 15 years, the scientists would stimulate Ell, the equivalent to Hell. Lorian Hurando, director of the Afterlife Project, knows things about the system that few people know about. But when a letter arrives in the ocean of death threats one day that tells him to 'retire' or he will be in grave danger, he took the chance and retired. The letter is one in a series of letters that is all from a mysterious sender initialed H in cursive. When the final letter tells him to shut down the Afterlife, he must decide between right and wrong. But first he must know which is which. Heather Dia is the daughter of a store manager. When her dad is falsely accused and is sent to Ell, she is heartbroken and decides to get revenge on Director Lorian and leads him on a wild goose chase in order to shut down Afterlife, telling him that he will be in grave danger. But as time progresses, Heather wonders if she'll be right.

Frenzy by Redcon183

Disclaimer: This is fiction. It's my mere idea of an alternate history. "An ocean in chaos is a feeding frenzy for sharks." The world avoided humanity's extinction by collaborating to fix major issues of the 21st century. Then Russia launched nuclear missiles in 2102, beginning what the survivors eventually regarded as the Final War. This war inevitably roped in experimental and sentient robots constructed by the East and West near the end of the 21st century. However, their respective governments told them not to fight; instead, they should take themselves and other important personnel to flee to Antarctica to evade the fallout. Inevitably, both sides receive orders to return to their homelands and to assist in reconstruction. But everyone reacts to and navigates this broken world differently. This frenzy is far from over.

Chaos 76 [COMPLETE] by nialler9298

BOOK 1 From the moment the Declaration of Independence was signed, there were people who didn't agree with it. This included a small group of politicians who called themselves Chaos. They vowed to someday take over America and start over with a utopian society where everyone would have a common goal. They slowly infiltrated the government, filling it with corrupt leaders. They planned a mass attack on the U.S. on July 2, 2076, Americas 300th birthday. On that day, they assassinated the president and began bombing in New York. Unfortunately, Chaos only had about 200 soldiers so they came up with a technology to implant a chip in the nervous system and essentially control them. So basically, each solider could make a civilian a soldier and the civilian would be forced to fight and make soldiers of their own. The whole operation snowballed and everything went according to plan. Unlike in other stories, there is no hope and the only way to survive is though the CPO (citizen protection organization), created by Benjamin Franklin. It's a system of secret subway tunnels, used to evacuate civilians to safely. Out story begins on July 2, 2076 when the first bomb drops. Madalyn Grace and her friends are caught in this apocalypse and must find away to leave.

Higgs & Soap: Galaxy Delivery by _TonyCooper

Chapter 1 of Higgs & Soap: Galaxy Delivery "Hello! Need a 'sensitive' item delivered 'discreetly' anywhere in the colonised galaxies? Then 'Higgs & Soap: Galaxy Delivery' are waiting for your encrypted call. We operate in the strictest confidence for your peace of mind*!" (*yes we do illegal stuff) It was supposed to be a simple, straightforward job: transport a data card from one solar system to another and get paid. But it turns out that the data on the card makes it the most valuable item in the galaxy. With highly trained killers and thieves after it, the only people standing in their way are Higgs and Soap, and they really, really don't want to die. Join Higgs (independent entrepreneur) and Soap (ace pilot and engineer) as they tear across the galaxy pursued by cyborgs and genetically modified thugs. All they want is to get paid! And to not die. They're quite insistent about that part. "Higgs & Soap - we take anything, anywhere!" =================================================================================== Get the full story now, only on Amazon! Amazon US: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B012G7D8LW Amazon UK: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B012G7D8LW

Reboot by MarCafeWrites

"The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race. It would take off on its own, and re-design itself at an ever increasing rate. Humans, who are limited by slow biological evolution, couldn't compete, and would be superseded." -- Stephen Hawking * * * A collection of short stories and one-shots: some old, some new, and all (in one respect or another) science fiction. From reimagined fanfiction, to homage paid to greats like Philip K Dick, these are some pieces centering around the rise of technology, the decline of humanity, androids, A.I., and dystopian futures. Do you know what's real? HIGHEST RANKINGS ~ #1 Matrix #1 Westworld #3 Android #4 Synthetic #34 Artificial Intelligence #140 Must Read

Bluejays by imcdna

Once upon a time, five people agreed to be part of a secret experiment. The experiment was meant to give them superpowers. They were promised that their loved ones would not be affected by the experiment, no matter what the outcome was. This was good, as the experiment failed--or so they thought. For one, it was her first child. For another, his second-born. For a third, her third. For the fourth, her fourth, and for the fifth, his first. They were all born with strange powers--powers that nobody could explain, and that put everybody around them in danger. Taken from their parents, the children were raised apart from society. They served a particular purpose. Nothing would go wrong. Until something does... or a lot of somethings.

Porcelyn Cracked- rough 1st edit by Grindkitten

In the future, science has found a way to re-animate the dead and make them pliant servants for the wealthy. They buy the units for 10,000 for a base model. More attractive units sell higher as well as the more physically fit the model is the higher the price. The units are used for anything and everything their owner wants, from household work to administrative duties, to even being sexual companions. They are each programmed with a hard drive in their brain that works like a computer and allows them to have a quick mind and agility, as well as nano machines in their body to repair any damage that can occur with normal usage. There are some people who still view the units as a dead body and have trouble interacting with them in their daily life. But most of the population is too poor to even afford one so this problem is left to the upper classes that can buy the units. For some, poverty is worse than death. For one Porcelyn, death is just the start.

The Art of Perception by ronaldradkin

I stare with disdain at the gigantic box in my living room, addressed to me and no doubt containing that stupid "robot assistant" I specifically said I didn't want. Most boomers don't even know how to update their iOS, and then here comes Aunt Mildred with this ridiculous thing. "Claire, I hope you'll enjoy your SynthiServ robot butler as much as I've enjoyed mine. If you're going to be a terminal bachelorette, you need something to help you with the everyday tasks life throws your way. I've chosen the name Neo for him, but feel free to change it in his programming as it suits you. Oh, and don't forget. He's anatomically correct. xoxo, Aunt Mildred" *All art is made by me*

War: A Business by asiannibba

"Why we have gone to war? Is it because of fighting for a cause? To change the world?To rule the world? To be remembered in history? Or for pleasure or to make business out of it?" In 2080, 50 years after World War 3, the world changed forever.Terrorist organizations became numerous and more powerful that it is a global concern in this now completely globalized, interconnected world. Private military companies dominated the industry because of constant wars.Countries fall and rise. A commander lost his two legs and his former life because a hooded figure shot his legs off during a military campaign in one of the territories of the Philippine Federation. His best friend from childhood, now a owner of a military contracting company called Sons of War, rescued him and his brothers from battle. Now he works for him and he is trying to find the person who defeated him. Now, he and his brother are now elite mercenaries sent to a mission to Mongolia to infiltrate one of the Lotus terrorist organization's base and extract information from the target. But after the mission, they have unlocked a secret about the enemy organization that will trigger a series of events that reveal the truth about the most powerful organizations in the world and reveal the path to his revenge.

The Greater Universe by SammyR1978

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Life and Death

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