Damsel[ed]: No Rescue Required
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  • Reads 190,821
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  • Parts 41
  • Time 7h 39m
Complete, First published Jan 13, 2016
***FINISHED! AND FULLY UPLOADED***

"Your friend was right," the villain says, tilting her chin towards the moon.

My mouth's on autopilot now as I mentally uncurl from the fetal position. "Uh, first, why do you know my friends? Second, about what?"

Her eyes light up like jack-o'-lanterns. "You're adorable when you're scared out of your mind."

***Now a Wattpad featured story***

Having superpowers is awesome, unless you're Angelos Fibbs. 

When a kidnap attempt leaves him with incredible superpowers and a price on his head, this one-liner-loving dork must choose: hurt or be hurt. Supervillain or damsel in distress.  He's a lover,  not a telekinetic black-leather-wearing killer, and he wants to keep it that way. 

The fates of his best friends hang in the balance, and if he can't face his biggest fears, he'll become a pawn to a powerful underground whose dark intentions could destroy his city, and possibly, the world. 

Life just got messy for the clean-freak super.

WARNING: Mild swearing, and a 'spit' load of dorky alternatives. Nerdy humor, cliffhangers, plot twists, fights, and a love triangle so complex it's more or less a love blob. May cause spontaneous shipping. Also includes enough Star Wars references to make George Lucas cringe. Read at your own risk.

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