"So you're pulling the Superman trick then, huh?" I inquired, pulling a smile to his face.
Crossing his arms, he arrogantly responded, "Oh, baby, I'm better then Superman. I'm the one and only."
I scoffed, "Yeah, the one and only douche bag."
His smile then formed to a smirk, "We'll you're just scared."
"Why would I be scared?" I asked, growing more annoyed of him by the minute.
Slowly, he whispered, "You're scared because you can't help the fact that you're my girl. That I'll always be here to save you and you're not sure if you like that. "
I raised my eyebrows, "You're right...but I don't need you to save me."
"How so?"
Pursing my lips, I replied, "Because screw Lois Lane. I'm Wonder Woman, bitch."
Chuckling, he said, "I'm sorry to let you know, but Wonder Woman isn't real. I am, and you better get used to it." Without another word, he lifted into the air, cutting our conversation short, off to save the day in all his egoistical glory.
As much as I though I didn't care, I couldn't help but glance up to him, hoping he would return safe and sound, and back to me....
"You're a nice guy, I wonder why you don't have a girlfriend, fufufu~?"
"You're in your twenties and you haven't been with a girl yet!?"
These are questions I commonly get, and I get it, I'm a decent-looking guy who's got a fancy job as a Detective.
But in my defense... IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO GET A GIRL!!
At least that was what I used to say until I somehow ended up dating an actress.
Though that sounds like a dream come true I'm afraid she'll dump me soon since.... her Ex is a superhero and well... we all know what happens with guys like me...
But I'll be damned if I don't try and make it work! So what if her ex has superpowers?! I have.... A stable job...?
Oh boy, this is going to be hard...
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