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Ongoing, First published Jan 14, 2016
These are just random quotes from my life that I think were funny. If you don't think they're funny or don't get them, then too bad. All of these are conversations that have happened or that I've read or just thought about having them and put them in here instead. Enjoy.All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- on a long driveFri, Jan 15, 2016
- TeaSat, Jan 16, 2016
- Video GamesWed, Feb 17, 2016
- Ego & IQThu, Feb 18, 2016
- Group ChatsMon, Oct 24, 2016
- DeathWed, Nov 23, 2016
- HeartThu, Dec 29, 2016
- You ok?Sat, Dec 31, 2016
- TreatmentThu, Jan 19, 2017
- SuburbanThu, Feb 9, 2017
- SpaghettiSat, Feb 11, 2017
- CleaningThu, Mar 9, 2017
- ServingsMon, Mar 13, 2017
- PigsSun, Mar 19, 2017
- SmokingWed, Mar 22, 2017
- ReadingSat, Apr 1, 2017
- MemoryThu, Apr 6, 2017
- AlcoholTue, Apr 18, 2017
- SpeechMon, Apr 24, 2017
- PetsTue, May 9, 2017
- ThreatFri, May 12, 2017
- PunishmentTue, May 16, 2017
- ParentingSun, May 21, 2017
- CensorshipWed, May 24, 2017
- Strong or CuteSun, Jun 11, 2017
- And WhySun, Jun 11, 2017
- Driving and ParkingTue, Jun 13, 2017
- WombTue, Jun 13, 2017
- Iron ManFri, Jun 16, 2017
- DeterminedTue, Jun 20, 2017
- PowerfulFri, Jun 23, 2017
- BoredFri, Jul 7, 2017
- KarmaFri, Jul 7, 2017
- SoulSat, Jul 8, 2017
- OrgansMon, Jul 10, 2017
- MenSat, Jul 15, 2017
- WaterWed, Jul 19, 2017
- UnderstatementSat, Jul 22, 2017
- SweatThu, Jul 27, 2017
- UnderstandWed, Aug 9, 2017
- Darth VaderSun, Aug 13, 2017
- ModuleMon, Aug 14, 2017
- BluechairTue, Aug 22, 2017
- TasteFri, Aug 25, 2017
- SmoothieMon, Aug 28, 2017
- Here Comes the SunWed, Sep 6, 2017
- Spoon LickingMon, Sep 18, 2017
- FrecklesThu, Sep 21, 2017
- veHICleSun, Sep 24, 2017
- HurricanesSun, Sep 24, 2017
- ArkansawTue, Sep 26, 2017
- NoonooThu, Sep 28, 2017
- MadlibsThu, Oct 5, 2017
- SoulsFri, Oct 6, 2017
- Bugga BuggaThu, Oct 12, 2017
- GoshSat, Oct 14, 2017
- Marco PoloMon, Oct 16, 2017
- ProloguesWed, Oct 18, 2017
- Aux CordMon, Oct 23, 2017
- ToiletTue, Oct 24, 2017
- Health BarsWed, Oct 25, 2017
- Small ZombiesMon, Oct 30, 2017
- HugsSat, Nov 4, 2017
- CookiwsSun, Nov 12, 2017
- DemonsThu, Nov 23, 2017
- Baker's DozenWed, Nov 29, 2017
- Google SearchFri, Dec 1, 2017
- English Football ClassMon, Dec 4, 2017
- Seahawks FanFri, Dec 8, 2017
- Carol of the BellsWed, Dec 20, 2017
- DiabetesFri, Dec 22, 2017
- Christmas PresentsTue, Dec 26, 2017
- ToasterThu, Dec 28, 2017
- Playing Scrabble 1Sat, Dec 30, 2017
- Playing Scrabble 2Sun, Dec 31, 2017
- New Year's 2017-2018Mon, Jan 1, 2018
- Playing Scrabble 3Mon, Jan 1, 2018
- Playing Scrabble 4Tue, Jan 2, 2018
- FeetMon, Jan 8, 2018
- One Word Each Game 1 (OWEG)Fri, Jan 12, 2018
- MarcoWed, Jan 31, 2018
- PandasSat, Feb 3, 2018
- StandingThu, Feb 8, 2018
- History Class Whiteboard (HCW) 1Fri, Mar 16, 2018
- HCW 2Wed, Mar 21, 2018
- HCW 3Tue, Mar 27, 2018
- HCW 4Wed, Mar 28, 2018
- 60%Fri, Mar 30, 2018
- Evil GrassFri, Mar 30, 2018
- You Can Do ThisThu, Apr 5, 2018
- BeansTue, Apr 10, 2018
- RabiesThu, Apr 12, 2018
- DepositThu, Apr 19, 2018
- Biggest FanSun, Apr 22, 2018
- Sleeping At WorkSat, Apr 28, 2018
- AbsentTue, May 1, 2018
- TableThu, May 3, 2018
- Quotes ThingTue, May 8, 2018
- CommasTue, May 8, 2018
- 100th Chapter (probably special)Sun, Oct 28, 2018
- AvacadoMon, Oct 29, 2018
- AdultingTue, Oct 30, 2018
- Almost NovemberWed, Oct 31, 2018
- PikachoosThu, Nov 1, 2018
- ProcrastinationTue, Nov 6, 2018
- ClosedTue, Nov 6, 2018
- Tropical FishWed, Nov 7, 2018
- RappersFri, Nov 9, 2018
- Chicken DanceSat, Nov 10, 2018
- Fun SizeSun, Nov 11, 2018
- Society These DaysSun, Nov 11, 2018
- Avocado 2Mon, Nov 12, 2018
- VoicesThu, Nov 15, 2018
- Pumkin JoggerThu, Nov 15, 2018
- ShortSat, Nov 17, 2018
- TypoSat, Nov 17, 2018
- Fun Size 2Sun, Nov 18, 2018
- WoofWed, Nov 21, 2018
- Water bottle LidThu, Nov 22, 2018
- Slug Christmas LightsThu, Nov 22, 2018
- Pirates of the Carribean Roses are Red 1Sun, Nov 25, 2018
- Pirates of the Carribean Roses are Red 2Sun, Nov 25, 2018
- PresentationsMon, Nov 26, 2018
- FinalsThu, Nov 29, 2018
- PodiumFri, Nov 30, 2018
- PronounciationSun, Dec 2, 2018
- RainingSun, Dec 2, 2018
- CoolMon, Dec 3, 2018
- MisreadTue, Dec 4, 2018
- Slug Christmas Lights 2Wed, Dec 5, 2018
- Fat MassThu, Dec 6, 2018
- ShotgunFri, Dec 7, 2018
- ShortSat, Dec 8, 2018
- HeightsMon, Dec 10, 2018
- Advent CalendarTue, Dec 11, 2018
- It's OkayTue, Dec 11, 2018
- Blunt PencilWed, Dec 12, 2018
- HiccupsFri, Dec 14, 2018
- BrownieFri, Dec 14, 2018
- Bumper CarsSun, Dec 16, 2018
- VenomothMon, Dec 17, 2018
- Evil BladderMon, Dec 17, 2018
- Foot LickingWed, Dec 19, 2018
- WyzowskiWed, Dec 19, 2018
- Bird BlockadeThu, Dec 20, 2018
- CancellationsFri, Dec 21, 2018
- SnackSat, Dec 22, 2018
- Ready for Christmas?Mon, Dec 24, 2018
- The CrucibleMon, Dec 24, 2018
- Dog TricksWed, Dec 26, 2018
- PausingThu, Dec 27, 2018
- TalliesThu, Dec 27, 2018
- Madara KetchumFri, Dec 28, 2018
- PaneraSat, Dec 29, 2018
- Naruto MemesSun, Dec 30, 2018
- Only 5Tue, Jan 1, 2019
- LyingWed, Jan 2, 2019
- It's Too EarlyFri, Jan 4, 2019
- ThinkingSun, Jan 6, 2019
- Eggs and ChickenMon, Jan 7, 2019
- MisplacedTue, Jan 8, 2019
- BoredomFri, Jan 11, 2019
- Makes my DaySat, Jan 12, 2019
- Banana ToastTue, Jan 15, 2019
- SkeletonsTue, Jan 15, 2019
- HahaWed, Jan 16, 2019
- Engineering 104: Builders and ProgrammersFri, Jan 18, 2019
- Finding Everything?Sun, Jan 20, 2019
- July 4th, 1776Mon, Jan 21, 2019
- Metal DetectorTue, Jan 22, 2019
- QuadrupedTue, Jan 29, 2019
- Scale of WetMon, Feb 4, 2019
- RapidashThu, Feb 14, 2019
- Weather WarningFri, Feb 15, 2019
- FermentationSat, Feb 23, 2019
- When The Snow MeltsTue, Feb 26, 2019
- BrowniesThu, Mar 28, 2019
- PeasFri, Mar 29, 2019
- Star WarsSun, Mar 31, 2019
- FinnickTue, Apr 2, 2019
- Chair?Thu, Apr 4, 2019
- You Can'tFri, Apr 5, 2019
- Awkward EncounterSun, Apr 7, 2019
- This GuyWed, Apr 10, 2019
- SeatsFri, Apr 12, 2019
- Physics ClassMon, Apr 15, 2019
- BearsWed, Apr 17, 2019
- Math HomeworkFri, Apr 19, 2019
- "But why?"Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- Physics Class 2Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Physics Class 3Thu, Apr 25, 2019
- Physics Class 4Tue, May 7, 2019
- Physics Class 5Fri, Jun 7, 2019
- EeveeWed, Aug 7, 2019
- Say Something WeirdMon, Sep 23, 2019
- Update (to explain my slow updates)Mon, Sep 30, 2019
- How it worksSat, Nov 16, 2019
- An OopsTue, Nov 19, 2019
- The Ground is LavaSat, Nov 23, 2019
- Candy Bar SizesSat, Nov 23, 2019
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