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Stanford's Daughter

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Parts 9
Time 57m

_Sarcastic__Taco_

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Hi. Now, let's get one thing straight. Well, a few things. 
1-My father is Stanford, he adopted me. 
2-No one knows about. Until the earthquake. 
3-I'm a nerd but I can kick-ass
4-I'm only 12
5-My life is confusing. Don't ask about it. 
6-I talk to my self a rather lot. 
7-Remember the things I tell you. 
8-I know about all this stuff. All what you call "fake". 
9-My uncle is an idiot. 
10-I love my idiotic uncle. 
11-My name it (Y/N) (L/N) Pines. Like I said, adopted. 
12-I'm rather very much sarcastic. 
Well, that's about it folks. Either be a stalker and read about my life story. Or don't. You know I'll be cool with whatever. 
I'll see you later, if you decide to stalk me and read my life story. 
ByeAll Rights Reserved

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Out of the woods (Pinescone) by LivCipher2

This is (obviously) an AU (Alternative Universe). (I'm not quite good at writing funny stuff, but I'm good at writing things full of feels and cute couple moments, and this is a warning, I guess, I'm not sure) *** Back to Gravity Falls, now with fourteen years old, after that horrible incident with well, I guess everybody knows about it, but in case you are wondering, the horrible awkward incident where Bill tried to take over the world and turn it into a big freak party, which is obviously, not weird at all. Since Stan and Ford are back from their adventure, the twins are finally back to the weirdest town in the world. Of course, it wouldn't be Gravity Falls if there wasn't a portal opening, a portal that had already opened in other places in the world, and that was now, in Gravity Falls. As if it wasn't enough, an old enemy of the Pines family might be back, way worse and way more terrifying.

The Secret Library (Will & Bill Cipher X Reader) -( COMPLETED )- by Thekitten22

"Well? Which one of them will you choose?" He said "I love the both of them, I can't just choose!" I replied "Well Then......." and my world went black. Hi! I am Y/N I love to read! I was told that my family had a legacy that has been passed down from generation to generation. It is called the 'Secret Library' I always thought it was a myth, until i met two very handsome men, whom of which can really drive me bat shit crazy. Oh, did i forget to mention they are demons? (Sorry if the description is crappy, I haven't written any stories in a VERY long time. Please tell me if i misspell things and this book has cussing and mature content) ***I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS EXCEPT FOR YOUR CHARACTER AND MAYBE A FEW OC'S***

Three Eyes, Six Fingers (Stanford Pines x Reader) by RynnTabris

"It can be difficult at times. But if you having knowledge of events that happen in future that you can't tell me is the price of loving you, then I'm willing to pay that price every day for the rest of my life." Y/N lives an ordinary and mundane life. Outside of work, she doesn't do much except read books or watch her favorite show; Gravity Falls. One day, she finds a strange necklace that changes her life completely. *SLOW UPDATES* I don't own anything about Gravity Falls, I only own OCs and Y/N. Cover was made by me.

Lonely Duets [Stanford Pines Romance] by AWildDevon

The first anomaly was Stan Pines. I knew him as Stanley, he had always been Stanley when I was younger, when it was just him and I, but his niece and nephew knew him as Stanford (or Grunkle Stan). When I left Stan's care 21 years ago, I thought I knew him better than anyone. Sure, I was five, and sure, we probably didn't talk about everything but... You would've thought he'd have mentioned his brother. Stanford Pines was the second anomaly. I had spent an entire month in his room, never recognizing it was actually his. I read his books, I looked over his math, I added footnotes to his theories... never even knowing it was actually his. Stanford Pines was unknowingly my childhood idol, what pushed me forward in my scientific field through out life and ultimately the reason I came back to Gravity Falls. Finally, the third anomaly was how he made me feel. I lived a life that was uncommon, you could say I myself was an anomaly. My mother sold herself on the streets, dumped me at orphanages and with "family friends" that seemed a lot more like strangers. I had spent most of my school and college life avoiding people, only ever bothering to send birthday cards and holiday greetings to Stan over the years after he had taken care of me. So why did my heart ache to get to know Stanford Pines? Why did I spend countless house of the night wondering if he had eaten enough? How was he feeling? When was the last time he slept? Is he as haunted as he looks? Does he blame himself? Does he notice me? Does he truly hate Stanley? Is he lonely? Does he notice me? Is he good at playing piano? How does it feel to hold his hand? Does he notice me? Does he notice me?

Fool - Stanford Pines x Reader by uselesshuman69

Todays the day! The first day of my new job at the Mystery Shack! I've worked in customer service before so this shouldn't be too difficult. The weird thing about it is that it's a live-in position, I'm totally not complaining because I was quite literally about to be evicted from my apartment but it's just odd. I had moved to Gravity Falls about a few months ago with barely any cash, an ID, and backpack. My parents kicked me out of their house, believing I had mooched off of them long enough, they pulled me from college, gave me 15 minutes to pack up my shit and go. They sent me on a bus with no destination. I sat there on that goddamn bus for 4 hours, trying to find a town that felt right. Everything was either too crazy, too large, too small, or too quiet. The last stop was Gravity Falls (Basically follows the show from Northwest Manor Ep. till however long I want) (NOT MY ART I STOLE IT OFF PINTEREST)

Groves of Pine (Stanford X OC) by lilickiespanish

Bill made sure anything about me wouldn't see the light of day. Something about not being important enough to be remembered? My memories are finally improving and... Susan suggested I start writing things out. From start to finish. So, maybe I can just retell things myself. How one small triangular demon destroyed any semblance of a life that me and my friends had built.

Stanford x reader (Small Re-written) by littlefalls32

You and Stanford met when your family moved and when you were walking around the beach and saw two boys fixing a boat,as you fell in love with Stanford, later on an Incident happened 30 years ago as you and your brother in law Stanley have to bring him back but also living your life in gravity falls taking care your great niece and nephew, dipper and Mable pines. As you'll go on many adventures for the summer! P.s this is my first story sorry if am bad at this I just started wattpad please tell me in your comments how I did thank you: ) . . . . I don't own gravity falls I just own this story,hope you enjoy this story.

Gravity Rises (S1) by BrightnessWings19

When Mabel Pines visits her great uncle Stanford, she's excited to meet an adult who will take her and her supernatural exploration seriously. After all, who better to believe her than a real supernatural researcher! She and her twin brother, Dipper, are more than ready to find magic in the Oregon forests around Ford's hometown. So why won't Ford take them on adventures? Determined, Mabel sets out to make her own discoveries - with or without her grumpy old uncle. When she finds a psychotic showgirl (with magical powers), a mysterious boy (also with magical powers), and a triangular demon (with probably the most perilous powers of all), Mabel realizes that Ford is right about at least one thing: In Gravity Rises, Oregon, you can find danger in the most unexpected places. [SEASON ONE] [This book is a paranormal fantasy that is also a fanfiction for Gravity Falls. However, it is in the fantasy genre because it is written to appeal to all fantasy fans, not just those who are familiar with Gravity Falls. The story is both self-contained and internally consistent.] [This is the official story for the Gravity Rises AU. The original creator was Sorophora/nelauk, and it has since been adopted by me, Brightness Wings. I also made this cover myself using art by Sorophora. The plot and characters are mainly created by me, based on Gravity Falls and Sorophora's character designs/notes for Gravity Rises.] [When commenting on this story, please do not swear or take the Lord's name in vain.]

Old fools (Stanford pines x Reader) by patsavouras69

(STORY CONTAINS: STRONG LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, SUGGESTIVE THEMES, ALCOHOL, VERY VERY DARK THEMES I'LL PUT MORE WARNINGS DON'T WORRY POOKIES) (I do not own Gravity Falls) Stanford and Y/N are old Backupsmore buddies, they did research together until Ford left without telling goodbye, leaving Y/N in the dark about his whereabouts. It's 2013 and you're finally retiring from your job as a biologist, and you decide to move into a small secluded town in Oregon called Gravity Falls; In hopes of resting your brain from countless years of intently studying living organisms. But what you encountered there was FAR beyond what you were hoping for. (Gender-neutral for everyone, post-weirdmageddon, re-entering my gravity falls phase LMAO, art is mine)

Unlikely pair {stanley pines x reader(she/her)} fem by CorvidTales

(I have recently been re-watching Gravity Falls and this man somehow has a grip on my hair) you run a small business in an even smaller town called Gravity Falls! your small-town attraction is based on the REAL weird and wonderful creatures that you find on your adventures. not like your rival. Stan. pines. mystery man of the Mystery Shack on the opposite side of town. his scams and glued-together "masterpieces" make your blood crawl. It's a mockery of your hard work. you didn't think you'd be teaming up anytime soon. p.s. please know that the reader will always be above 20 years old. if requested I will do a he/him or a they/them version.

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