Chronicles of a Twenty Something Virgin

virgin (n.) - \ˈvər-jən\

1.) pertains to a person who has never experienced sexual intercourse, for reasons unknown to the bearer of the most unfortunate title.
syn: NBSB/NGSB, NBK (Never Been Kissed), NBT (Never Been Touched), frustrated, confused, happy-couples-murderer, future-crazy-cat-lady, ALLY PEDROSO.

e.g.
/This is the study of a rare specie, we have searched all over the world
for this particular specimen-a 24 year old virgin./
/Ally Pedroso is a 24 year old virgin./
/Join us as we try to decipher the workings of the mind of this virgin,
truly a rare gem (?)./