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The Random Ravings of an Absurd Author

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𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 N̶O̶T̶ 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 | ꪀ꠸ꪀ꠹ꪖᧁꪮ 🄹🄰🅈🄰 by cyclondoojay

⚠ TW - implied violence / torture - mentioned self-harm - contains swear / blasphemies - blood - depression ⚠ ❝ Nya has become part of the sea, merging with her element, leaving her family and loved one behind, making them experience a life without her.. but Jay Walker can't really go forward without thinking all this was wrong, and his fault. when an opportunity presented itself before his eyes to bring her back in flesh and bones, Jay did not give up, even with the help of the ninja or not.. But will everything go as agreed by himself? ⧽ 1° #𝘫𝘢𝘺𝘢 [12/01/2022] » I'm currently rewriting this story, but I'll change some things, but the plot should always be the same, then I don't know in the future if I will decide to change everything directly.. I decide it because these chapters and grammatical errors trigger me too much for the cringe, I swear.. This version will still be published here (maybe for now)

NINJAGO x Reader Oneshots by LotusWasFound

Some random oneshots I think of, or get requested :) I don't update this regularly. Don't be confused if I disappear for months and suddenly pop back into existence. PART TWOS WILL BE PLACED RIGHT AFTER THE FIRST! So if you're wondering why the book has updated, but you can't find the oneshot, look through the parts and see if you find it there. If you wish to request: - Write a comment in my story. - Include character(s), plot idea, and some information about Y/N (if needed). - You may request almost anything except smut/lemon, as long as it's comfortable for me to write. I'm okay with light gore/violence/death (not abuse or extreme harassment in any way) and intimate oneshots (kissing, cuddling, making out, etc. Please don't hesitate to ask if you want more information!) - It does not have to be a romantic oneshot! It can be friendship, siblings, etc :) - This is a xreader oneshot book, I will not write canon or fanon ships. - I respect and support LGBTQ+, and will gladly write MLM/WLW (or other) oneshots if wished ^^ Started: January 27th 2024 Ended: -//DISCLAIMER//- I do NOT own NINJAGO or any of the characters. All credits goes to the owners of Ninjago and their cooperators. I only own the plot of the oneshots, unless their requested by someone.

Pyromaniacs Anonymous: [Kai X Reader] by xoxoconstellations

!! THIS BOOK IS UNDER HEAVY EDITING, PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS !! People go through grief in different ways. Some grieve in a way that feels foreign and wrong. "It's okay! You're allowed to feel this way!" "But I'm not. It's wrong. It all feels wrong. I am wrong." "You can start doing the right thing again! Just come back to them." "I can't." He was supposed to change the world, but around him the world burned.

The RGB Siblings by NinjafanLL007

The Smith siblings, Kai and Nya, together with their little foster brother, Lloyd, try to survive their difficult life with their abusive foster parent. They live far from everything, have little to no personal possessions, and lead difficult lives as their guardian's source of income. All they have is each other. One day, just as things start to become unbearable in the siblings' lives, an old sensei comes to meet the three siblings and makes them an all too intriguing offer. He gives them the chance to a new life. How will the siblings cope with the drastic transition from being neglected in an abusive household to living in a peaceful monastery amongst kind and caring people? How will their broken mindsets and crippling fears affect them and their parts in a prophecy? How will two boys both dressed in green find peace after a war lights up between them? ------------- This story is only meant to be a bit of fun for me and my readers, so it won't be as well-written as my other books. It's just supposed to be something I can write for fun and don't have to feel stress over :) -This story does not follow the LEGO Ninjago plot or timeline, but is alternative with some similarities to the show -Most of the characters belong to LEGO Ninjago -This story includes dark topics such as abuse, violence, injuries and generally anything. Graphic scenes will be included. -None of the art in the chapters or the cover is mine.

Tyler Talk [Complete] by KillerCatZiller

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

Tournament of Devastation by Sir_Nexo

She wanted to forget him so badly, to hate him, to crush him out of her heart. But she can't change what her heart tells her. Now is the final countdown to see if they can make things up or die in pure disappointment... [Takes place two years after Master of the Mountain] After the events of Shitaro, the cities of Ninjago have split up into kingdoms to provide peace and harmony. The years have gone in a flight and the famous ninja weren't needed anymore, causing them to go their own ways eventually. Some went to do their thing, some stayed at the monastery in case to protect Ninjago. So does Lloyd. Now hes alone with only Kai on his side as they try to hold the monastery in place. Someday, Lloyd got an anonymous invatation. To cover up the incoming danger, he has to reunite the former ninja in order to face the new threat. But not everthing is going to plan, as the ninja have to find their strength as team again. Not only them, as Lloyd has to face his emotions when he meets an old friend. Will Lloyd find the other ninja? Are they willing to help him after all the years and find their strength as a team again? What is this invatation and who sent it? ═─═─═─═ ►═─═─═─═ Ships that are contained in this book: •Llorumi •Jaya •Kailor •Pixane ═─═─═─═ ►═─═─═─═ Started: 28.07.'24 Ended: 31.08.'25 1# Lloyrumi 31.08.'25 2# Pixane 03.09.'25

My Rants, Complaints, Thoughts, Updates And Even More Than That by iMeowmeow654

Many Before Me Have Created One, However, I Have Created A Unique Title. Haven't I? Honestly, this is just a randomness book with a way over complicated title. BUT I OVER-COMPLICATE EVERYTHING SO IT MAKES SENSE.

Alliance: [Cole X Reader] by xoxoconstellations

Honestly, it's not easy being the sister to the guy who can zap you whenever he chooses. I mean I love him and all... I remember the day it all started, crazy really. Our lives changed because of that day. Being the normal sibling isn't the easiest thing ever, and I never really asked for it... but it did lead me to my best friends. And the one I fell head over heels for. I just never saw it coming. !! I don't own the characters or any of the art unless specified !! Start- may 30, 2018 Completed- January 5, 2019 Ranks- #1 in ninjagocole #1 in ninjagojay #9 in Ninjagokai #9 in ninjagozane #1 in ninjagonya #1 in Ninjagowu #4 in colexreader #1 in ninjago fan fiction #1 in ninjago

Random by Amithisia

Rants, dreams, stuff in real life.... Whatever else I feel like putting on here. When ... is a chapter, it's real life rantish stuff that you read at your own risk. Life's been stressful lately. Marked as complete to prevent deletion.

Ninjago : The Second Generation (DISCONTINUED!) by WTFanfiction

The daughter of Lloyd. The son of Kai. The daughter of Nya. The sons of Jay. The daughter of Skylor. The son of Zane. The son of Morro. What could go wrong? Better question . . . What won't? __________________________________ ⚠️Warnings⚠️: - cursing - bad writing - sexual references (I recommend being 16+) __________________________________ I do not own the Ninjago movies, comics, or series. All rights go to Wil Film ApS, Lego, and WildBrain Studios for the original characters. All the rights for the children of the characters and majority of the storyline go to myself. What the fuck are you doing down here?

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𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 N̶O̶T̶ 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 | ꪀ꠸ꪀ꠹ꪖᧁꪮ 🄹🄰🅈🄰 cover

NINJAGO x Reader Oneshots cover

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Ninjago : The Second Generation (DISCONTINUED!) cover

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 N̶O̶T̶ 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 | ꪀ꠸ꪀ꠹ꪖᧁꪮ 🄹🄰🅈🄰

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