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Parts 21
Time 5m

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"hey giraffe boy,  how's the weather up there?"

calum always taunts luke for being so tall, so luke makes it his mission to offend calum in every way possibleAll Rights Reserved

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Groupchat ☆ ot4 by colourfulhood

The one where Calum adds 3 random numbers into a groupchat in an attempt to cure his boredom. Things don't quite go the way he expected.

I Don't Need It To Be Easy, I Need It To Be Worth It [Malum] by imprettierwhenicry

Now, Calum is starting to get angry too, "Who the fuck do you think you are? I'll hang out with who I want, I'm not gonna let a wanna be Billie Joe Armstrong dictate my life." Michael is smirking now, "Cute insult," he says mockingly. "I wonder how clever you have to be to come up with this, what a sass genius." "Fuck you." "You're just proving my point," says the blond one. Or, After making the resolution of becoming more athletic, Calum decides to take up yoga class. There, he meets Karen, a rich white L.A yoga mum, who's also very happy and sweet lady who invites him to her more expensive events with her. One day, he meets her son: Michael. This guy couldn't be more different from his mum; he wears dark clothes, dark make-up, and he's rude. Another issue: Michael seems to hate Calum, and wants him to stay away from Karen, and Calum isn't sure why...

Jam Jar ☾cake au by chilloutlucas

Luke is always horny and Calum likes to watch him squirm. Cover changed. Completed 2016

cake oneshots by paperxvalentines

A non-creative title for hopefully quite creative stories.

Fuck Buddies //Cake au by fizzymuke

In which Calum Hood is a little fuckboy and becomes fuck buddies with Luke Hemmings In editing

FXCK Buddies // Hoodings by AusllyMonkey

❝You like that Princess?❞ ❝Yes, Daddy.❞ ღღღღ Top! Luke Fem! Cal ©April 2017 Ausllymonkey ␟

Feed Me by graydaniel

"I got snacks for you" "You can't tell Daddy or Sir though" "Feed me Master, please?" Or the one where Mikey is Ashton, Calum and Luke's little piggie

How Luke Loved Michael by -BisexualinDisguise

In which Michael is insecure and Luke loves him

Mistake || l.h || >>Editing<< by EmilyWintczak

Luke: Mistaken For a Bad Boy ♂ Ariel: A Socially Awkward Girl♀ Two people. One party. One mistake. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "You're really horny Luke." "All guys are horny shortcake."

Cake Oneshots 5sos by cake5s0s

Just a collection of cake (boyxboy) oneshots.. have funnn!!!

❝ GO AWAY ❞ by lukehoodings

𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 | luke is an annoying piece of shit and calum loves it. lukehoodings, 2015

skywards |cake| by flowercrownsnluke

where Luke is constantly in Calum's head, literally

Bully||Calum Hood by fallenfivesos

In which a boy bullies a girl by referring to her as Barney the Dinosaur.

cool kids [c.hood] by flagrance

"if that's your way of picking up girls, I'm sorry to break it to you my friend but you're not doing very well." in which a boy tried with pick up lines but she didn't try at all. sequel: colours (its on my profile)

A Match Into Water (Cake) by ayeelarry

(A Cake Fanfic) "Make me a promise Calum," Luke said before clearing his throat, "Even if you don't like me, just promise me that you won't hate me." Luke Hemmings is the most annoying piece of shit on this planet. Well that's what Calum Hood thinks. Calum is one of those awkward kids. In school he usually only talks to his one friend, Michael and when he's not talking to him he's listening to music. People say he's emo because of the type of music he listens to. Calum doesn't care honestly. But once Luke starts to ask Calum out all the time he becomes pissed. Luke won't leave him alone and he won't take no for an answer. What happens when Calum actually does say yes to Luke? Will he like Luke back or will he still think it's a game? [ #525 in short stories 8/7/14 ] [3rd place in Holiday 2014 Bromance Awards]

blind affairs // malum. by clifoconda

"i'm blind.." "Hey blind. I'm Calum."

Kik!(Cake) by -mudita

NOT IN THE FANDOM ANYMORE NOT TO SOUND ARROGANT OR ANYTHING BUT MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED SINCE THIS. PLEASE CHECK OUT MY OTHER BOOKS TOO, THANK YOU. In which Luke gets a kik message from someone he doesn't know. Or Calum is just acting dumb and typing in the wrong username.

The Bully's Baby by stuffiesandstories

In which Calum bullies Luke and finds out about his secret // warning: this book is ageplay //

Crush // muke by michaelsaesthetic

Luke has a crush <3

kik + cake by -raspberries-

"heyy" "Who's this?" "Calum..." "How did you get my kik?" "I found it.." --- That time where you text a stranger because you found a kik username on the ground of a music shop. [somewhat edited] [book 1] [#3 in cake]

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Groupchat ☆ ot4 cover

I Don't Need It To Be Easy, I Need It To Be Worth It [Malum] cover

Jam Jar ☾cake au cover

cake oneshots cover

Fuck Buddies //Cake au cover

FXCK Buddies // Hoodings cover

How Luke Loved Michael cover

Mistake || l.h || >>Editing<< cover

Cake Oneshots 5sos cover

❝ GO AWAY ❞ cover

skywards |cake| cover

Bully||Calum Hood cover

cool kids [c.hood] cover

A Match Into Water (Cake) cover

blind affairs // malum. cover

Kik!(Cake) cover

The Bully's Baby cover

Crush // muke cover

kik + cake cover

Groupchat ☆ ot4

The one where Calum adds 3 random numbers into a groupchat in an attempt to cure his boredom. Things don't quite go the way he expected.