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The Worst Book Ever!
The Worst Book Ever!
PurpleUnicornDog
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PurpleUnicornDog
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published May 31, 2013
All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
The Worst Book Ever!
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Meow
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
The Train Took Care of That
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Just Kidding
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Oh, Michael!
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Here Doggie!
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
What a Tragedy
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Bad Grandma!!!
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Yes, Yes You Do
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Hard Times
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Worst Parents Ever
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Dentists These Days . . .
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Blonds
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Weird Pets
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Butt Hole
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
ATR
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Stranded
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
Just a Second
Sat, Jun 1, 2013
"No, not really, Sir..."
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
This One's Black
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Obsessions
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Pedophile
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Borrowed The Car
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Can I Have a Football Instead?
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Belly Button
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
I Like The Way You're Thinking
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Chili
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Stop or Slow Down
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Sick People
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Pretty Good Job
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
$200
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Same Problem
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
From Grandma
Sun, Jun 2, 2013
Great In Bed
Mon, Jun 3, 2013
Mouth Full
Mon, Jun 3, 2013
Deaf
Mon, Jun 3, 2013
Little Red Riding Hood
Mon, Jun 3, 2013
FBI
Thu, Jun 6, 2013
The Vet
Thu, Jun 6, 2013
Deaf Couple Problems
Thu, Jun 6, 2013
Fujifoo
Thu, Jun 6, 2013
PENIS
Thu, Jun 6, 2013
3 Months Too Live
Fri, Jun 7, 2013
Donation Center
Sat, Jun 8, 2013
50th Anniversary
Tue, Jun 11, 2013
Doggie Treat
Wed, Jun 12, 2013
How'd You Die?
Wed, Jun 12, 2013
Roger
Wed, Jun 12, 2013
Nuns
Wed, Jun 12, 2013
Lent
Wed, Jun 12, 2013
Surprise
Thu, Jun 13, 2013
Christmas Party Blow-out
Thu, Jun 13, 2013
Tequilas
Sat, Jun 15, 2013
No Ears
Thu, Jun 20, 2013
Cheetos
Fri, Jun 21, 2013
Camel
Fri, Jun 21, 2013
BOOKA
Fri, Jun 21, 2013
Crying
Fri, Jun 21, 2013
Fortune
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
2 Fleas
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
No More
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
Don't Remember
Sun, Jun 23, 2013
George
Mon, Jun 24, 2013
Checkup
Mon, Jun 24, 2013
No Screwing
Mon, Jun 24, 2013
Typical Blonde
Sat, Sep 28, 2013
1,000
Sat, Sep 28, 2013
"What Does That Mean?"
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
No Way!
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
First Blow job
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Two Hours
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
I Just Tried to Flatten It!
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Oral Sex
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Won't It?
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
How Pussy Was Made
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
This Place is Great
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Oh, Mr. Rabbit
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Punk Guys
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
You Broke My Rule
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Spaghetti
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
$10,000 and 3 Eggs
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Where Did You Do It?
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Alligator at the Bar
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Good Point
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
Break the Curse
Sun, Dec 8, 2013
What is Government?
Mon, Dec 23, 2013
Look, No Hands
Sun, Mar 9, 2014
ScoreBoard
Sun, Mar 9, 2014
Firetruck Game
Sun, Mar 9, 2014
Quarters
Sun, Mar 9, 2014
May I Still Enter?
Sun, Mar 9, 2014
I Like Turtles
Sun, Mar 9, 2014
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