!Cattish,Spoofish,Spoonish!
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Last published Fri, Jan 15, 2016
Do you like cats that eat waffles, have rainbows shoot out of there ass, explode the earth because they don't get pie, and love sharpies?
Well you picked up the right book!
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'Can I draw on your face'?-New Hollyleaf Times
'Fart'-Assfur
'Don't step on my cheeseburger!!!!!!!!'- tiburger
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