The Ghost Host
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Last published Mon, Jan 18, 2016
When Nick Duran dies of unusual (stupid AF) circumstances, none of his friends expect him to show up again. That is, until he does. Haunting his old DS, and by extension, one of his former best friends and new room mate.
Hilarity ensues, with a haunted office chair, cooking ramen at 3:00am, and all kinds of misadventures that you can't find anywhere but in the strange life (or afterlife) of Nick Duran.
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WARNING! Includes swearing, minor racism, and an all-around bad sense of humour. Readers beware, here there be monsters. AKA Nick.
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