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Romeo & Juliet: Parody Edit

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What do you do, when Shakespeare's 'Romeo And Juliet' turns out to be a waste of time? It wasn't funny, it wasn't worth it, and when Romeo and Juliet died, you ended up cheering. And even dying for someone else who you'd probably break up with was the worst idea ever invented. So, what if things were a little different? Find out, in this parody edit.

Note the last two words: PARODY F***ING EDIT. Do NOT under any circumstances, drunk, high or otherwise think this is a different story. It's simply been editing to make it hil-f***ing-arious. :PAll Rights Reserved

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PRANKED BOOK 1 (published with BOOK OF LIFE PUBLICATION) by mareesecrampledpaper

Prank? It wasn't funny. NOTE: Contains adult content. PS: Already published with BOOK OF LIFE PUBLICATION

Revenge Of The Fat Wallflower|✓ by Nikithasuz123

(Editing) His eyes widen and his lips part in pain as he stares wordlessly at me and then at the large blotch that forms around his chest . He clutches it as he coughs in pain. I didn't get to push him into a sewer, but this feels so much better. I sardonically chuckle to myself before leaning in to whisper into his ear. "Gotcha." - - - I was a nobody . A big fat wallflower that was always in the background. The only mistake I made was confessing to the school's prince. That day I was completely and utterly humiliated. It's been two years and now I'm back. Back for some sweet revenge. #Winner of the Pre-Watty awards for best laugh worthy book. *Filled with humor and jokes that can't stop you from chuckling ;) # 1 ranking in Stop bullying (10/5/18) #11 In Humor (1/6/18) ©Nikithasuz123 Cover credits to unreadymage. Amazing cover XD

Manoeuvre [ON HOLD] by authbysayu

[BANNER BROTHERS SERIES # 1] Amidst the chaos, he maneuvered his way to her. --- manoeuvre --- "Everything is fair in love and war," I begin smoothly. She shoots me a glare before flipping me off. "Get out of my room." She shoves her suitcase inside and slams the door right in my face. I stifle a groan, pouting at the closed door. "Let me in! We're married!" I yell, ignoring the weird looks I'm getting from people passing by. "Yeah? Only for the sake of this mission!" she snaps from the other side. I blink. Once. Twice. Well, where the hell am I supposed to sleep now? I glance at the extra key card in my hand. I booked only one hotel room but if I get inside, she will choke me to death. A wave of laughter bubbles out of me at my own stupidity. ⚡ TW: Abuse, Bullying, Blood & Gore

I Don't Date Stupid ✓ by cryingcoffee

"So, Juliet? Will you date me?" Jack asks. "No, I don't date stupid," I flat out lie to his face. "Come on, Kat, you wouldn't be dating stupid! You'd be fake dating stupid," he reasons with a grin. Sure, because that's so much better. +++ He calls her Juliet, she calls him Romeo - will this pair be the star-crossed lovers they're expected to be or will they have the tragic end Shakespeare destined for them? +++ COMPLETED 08/05/2020 *Contains Strong Language **Extended Summary Inside because I'm awful at descriptions please just take a chance and read it... ***PM me to request a bonus chapter with dedication xxxx © All Rights Reserved - cryingcoffee 2020

Reborn in TVD?! by Andrea_Rose020259

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Reborn as Bonnie Bennett by Fanfiction_TVD_

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