Funny Texts(So Damn RANDOM)
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  • Reads 78,465
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  • Parts 50
  • Time 9m
Complete, First published Jan 16, 2016
Laughter is the best medicine for all! So come on in and laugh out loud. 

Here are bunch of funny texts that I found on the internet that are just too nut-cracking that I needed to share them all with you! Enjoy!

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