Scrappy Holiday: A Short Story Collection

"Wow. What a masterpiece. The best thing that exists in...probably some really depressing dystopian alternate universe." Who said that? I did. So you should read this collection of fictional comedic short stories. Each story is a different chapter. Are they related? No, unless you're really driven to construct some off-kilter theory in which they are. It's great to read when you're stressed, or procrastinating, or off your phone while being chased by your nemesis. Just don't read it while you're driving, because that's illegal.